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| A Corny Joke |
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| Sara |
| 11/11/00 at 17:05:34 |
| Brown-Noser A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. The CEO said with a worry,"This is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?" "Sure," said the young executive, eager to gain points with the big wig. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Thank you so much!" said the CEO. "I need two copies." |
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| Asim |
| 11/11/00 at 18:03:29 |
| Assalaamu alaikum, These corny jokes are hilarious :D They sure brighten up a day. Sara, maybe you should space them out more evenly :) |
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| Sara |
| 11/11/00 at 18:25:24 |
| Assalam, Thanks for the first comment!! What do you mean for the second comment? I don't understand. |
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| Asim |
| 11/11/00 at 23:25:24 |
| Assalaamu alaikum, Oh, I just meant that you should post every day instead of posting many on a single day so that each day can be a little brighter :) So you did make it to the 100 posts mark! :) Wasalaam. |
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| Sara |
| 11/12/00 at 17:45:04 |
| Assalam, GOT IT!!! Yup, I'm going to 106 right now. |
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| jannah |
| 11/12/00 at 19:21:30 |
| hmm how bout putting them all in one big thread that we can just click on everyday? instead of trying to figure out what corny joke thread we haven't read |
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| Sara |
| 11/12/00 at 21:11:51 |
| Assalam, I would but then that would mean lesser posts for me! I'm trying to get more posts. |
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| Asim |
| 11/12/00 at 23:26:37 |
| Assalaamu alaikum, [quote]I would but then that would mean lesser posts for me![/quote] No, your number of posts does not depend on the number of threads you start! |
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| Arsalan |
| 11/13/00 at 01:33:47 |
| Assalamu alaikum, Sara, if you're trying to beat me, forget it! It aint gonna happen :o :) The number of posts don't make you any better or worse than another person, so don't worry about it :) We all know that both Asim and Abu Khaled are wonderful people. Yet, they write so rarely that I spontaneously feel a surge of joy when I see a post with their name by it :) Wassalamu alaikum. |
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| Sara |
| 11/13/00 at 19:59:10 |
[quote]The number of posts don't make you any better or worse than another person, so don't worry about it :) [/quote] Asslam, I know, I just like to see how high I can go with the post thing. |
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| jannah |
| 11/13/00 at 22:46:12 |
| Your number of posts go up even if you start new threads or if you post within another thread. Doesn't matter which. |
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| Sara |
| 11/16/00 at 18:22:18 |
| Assalam, I'm sooooo slow!!! I understand what you mean now!!! (DUH!!!!) Anywho, I'll go ahead and start doing that. Thanks. |
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| MuSLiMa |
| 11/17/00 at 07:42:50 |
| I can't help but comment to the fact that "Anywho" sounds so darn silly from an Australian perspective ... "Anyhow" is the way to go down 'ere :) Same 6 letters, just a slight re-shuffle at da end |
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| hermit |
| 11/17/00 at 11:55:40 |
| Assalam-u-Alaikum, Perhaps it was a spelling error ;) But I may be wrong...... |
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| Sara |
| 11/17/00 at 22:58:00 |
| Assalam, Anywho is the way I like saying it--so there!! |
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| MuSLiMa |
| 11/17/00 at 23:22:26 |
| Sure thing Sara, it's ur prerogative how u say it [still sounds silly] :) |
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| h_m_r00 |
| 11/20/00 at 13:48:31 |
| That dum CEO... |
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