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| Corney Joke of the Day |
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| Sara |
| 11/13/00 at 21:25:52 |
| It's All In The Pronunciation Two tourists driving through Louisiana were approaching the town of Natchitoches when they began arguing about the pronunciation of that town. Their argument continued as they stopped for lunch. Standing at the counter, one tourist decided to resolve the issue by asking the employee. "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronunce the name of where we are? Slowly,please?" The employee leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr, grrrrrr, Kiiiinng." (Burger King) |
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| hermit |
| 11/14/00 at 15:02:17 |
| Assalam-u-Alaikum, I beleive it is spelled "pronounciation" and not "pronunciation". |
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| Saleema |
| 11/14/00 at 15:05:50 |
| Assalamoalykum, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who do we have on here? A bunch of english professors? Hey Sara, whatya say? Wanna team up against them all? :) Let me know aight? wassalam |
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| Sara |
| 11/14/00 at 17:48:53 |
[quote]Who do we have on here? A bunch of english professors? Hey Sara, whatya say? Wanna team up against them all? :) [/quote] Assalam, Saleema-girl-I think you just took the words right out my mouth!!! He-He!! Most of the time I don't check my spelling 'cause I'm to LAZY-ya hear that hermit???Ha-Ha!! Anywho,have a nice day!!!!!!!! |
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| hermit |
| 11/18/00 at 10:37:06 |
| Assalam-u-Alaikum Hmmm...Not that I'm a genius or anything, but let's deal with this by using common sense. You're able to go online, open Internet Explorer/Netscape, head over to Jannah.org, post a corney joke, but are too lazy to add a simple 'o'? Not that I'm a professor, I normally don't mind, but at first I didn't know what you meant until they asked the employee. Plus, I'm about to take my IGCSE exams, so I don't want a few people to ruin my english. No offense, ofcourse :) |
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| MuSLiMa |
| 11/19/00 at 03:42:06 |
| Sorry to burst your bubble hermit, but the correct spelling is WITHOUT the "O" ... Sara was right first time around [2 points Sara] :) I understand though how you made that mistake Hermit, you may want to reflect on the following spellings: Pronounce, Pronounced, Pronunciation Just as you may have "Subscribe" and "Subscription" with a "P" and not a "B". Alas, it's only the silly English langauge. |
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| hermit |
| 11/19/00 at 07:27:01 |
| Assalam-u-Alaium, Thamx Muslima. I apologise to you, Sara, for trying to be smart. I suppose I'm wrong. Again, I'm sorry. |
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| jannah |
| 11/19/00 at 10:35:37 |
| I would have thought it was spelled wrong too. I've never heard of that!! :-) |
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| Malika |
| 11/20/00 at 16:47:11 |
| Assalaamu Alaikum This should end the Saleema can't spell thing :-) |
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| Saleema |
| 11/20/00 at 17:03:24 |
Assalaamu Alaikum This should end the Saleema can't spell thing :-) LOl :) |
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| Sara |
| 11/20/00 at 22:35:27 |
[quote]I apologise to you, Sara, for trying to be smart. I suppose I'm wrong. Again, I'm sorry.[/quote] No hard feelings!! *BUT* If I misspell something again--don't tell me please;) |
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| Kathy |
| 11/21/00 at 08:08:55 |
| slm I will let you all know now- I will misspell some words. It's all part of my charming personality! |
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