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Another joke
proudtobemuslim
11/20/00 at 04:48:20
A woman in a supermarket pushed a grocery cart with a screaming baby in it.

Assalam-u-Alaikum

As she moved up and down the aisles, she kept murmuring, "Stay calm, Zainab. Don't cry, Zainab. Don't scream, Zainab."

Another woman watched in admiration and then remarked, "You certainly have a lot of patience with little Zainab."

"What do you mean?" snapped the woman. "I'm Zainab!"

Wassalam-u-Alaikum
Uzer
Re: Another joke
Sara
11/20/00 at 22:42:51
Assalam,
Not only was the joke funny, but the Boris Yeltsin comment was funnier!!:)


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