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| proudtobemuslim |
| 11/21/00 at 11:04:43 |
| It is an honor to be a Desi. We the Desi Community of USA/Canada have declared the following Conditions > > before you may call your self a certified Desi: > > > > 1.You must Wear Shalwar Kameez with Tennis Shoes in a Mall. > > > > 2.Females must wear a Dupatta with an over coat. > > > > 3.All Desi Males between the ages of 17 and 25 must own Honda Accords >with > > no Insurance. > > > > 4.Must wear Orangish Yellow leather Jacket imported from Zainab Market >in > > Karachi. > > 7.Only two majors may be attempted in College. > > A.Electrical Engineering. > > B.Computer Science. > > > > 8. Must work at least 3 months at Seven Eleven store nearest to you. Gas > > stations are also acceptable. Dry Cleaning will also work. > > > > 9. Must find a Pre-Paid Phone card that allows "Extra" minutes to talk >free > > to Pakistan. > > > > 10. Must travel By Grey Hound. Must take Gulf Air/PIA back to Pakistan. > > > > 11. Must party all year and commit excesses but Go Islamic in the month >of > > "Holy Ramzan". [*sigh*... it happens but its not a prerequisite to be desi] > > > > 12. Must Mix RoohAfza with milk and call it "Strawberry". > > > > > > Those of you who satisfy the above conditions may rest with ease. |
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| Sara |
| 11/21/00 at 12:07:11 |
| Assalam, What does Desi mean? |
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| Arsalan |
| 11/21/00 at 12:09:29 |
| Desi = Pakistani (or Indian or Bangali) |
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| Sara |
| 11/21/00 at 13:48:05 |
| oh. |
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| hermit |
| 11/22/00 at 07:44:49 |
| Assalam-u-Alaikum, Doesn't desi=cheap, or simple? |
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| proudtobemuslim |
| 11/24/00 at 10:52:45 |
| no. simple paki/indian/etc. maybe |
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| bhaloo |
| 11/24/00 at 11:15:31 |
| slm [quote] Doesn't desi=cheap, or simple?[/quote] Well usually us desis are simply cheap. ;) hehehe |
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| AbuSobiya |
| 11/24/00 at 16:05:23 |
| Assalamualaykum, I agree with Br. Bhaloo :-) But the literal meaning of Desi derived from Desh meaning country in Hindi. Wassalam AbuSobiya |
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| Sara |
| 11/24/00 at 16:34:14 |
[quote] But the literal meaning of Desi derived from Desh meaning country in Hindi. AbuSobiya[/quote] Assalam, OKAY---Br. AbuSobiya explained the meaning much better;D |
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| saifullah |
| 11/30/00 at 15:54:29 |
| Desi doesnt mean any of those things!!!!! Des is someone's land. like America is my des. A Desi is person of that land. So my des is AMericans, and pakistanis. Desis, are people from the same land as you! So Arabs desis are arabs. wa salaam |
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| saifullah |
| 11/30/00 at 15:55:15 |
| Whoops i didnt realize someone already posted the meaning. hmm sorry! wa salaam |
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