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| Sara |
| 12/20/00 at 20:23:33 |
| Did You Ever Wonder: Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called "Poles" why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"? Why do we say something is out of whack? What's in whack? If a pig loses its voice,is it disgruntled? Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing nightgowns? If love is blind,why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you,"A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Why do croutons come in airtight packages?It's just stale bread to begin with! When cheese gets its picture taken,what does it say? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? If horrific means to make horrible,does terrific mean to make terrible? "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint, you will have to touch it to be sure? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men? I was thinking how people seem to read the "Quran" more as they get older, then it dawned on me...they're cramming for their final exam. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail!? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? If a cow laughed,would milk come out it's nose? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? |
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| Sara |
| 12/20/00 at 20:26:13 |
| AGAIN,IF ANYTHING SEEMS RACIST OR OFFENSE LET ME KNOW AND I'LL TAKE IT OUT. I WASN'T TRYING TO BE OFFENSE OR ANYTHING. I JUST THINK THIS POST WAS FUNNY. If you're wondering,I didn't make none of these up. My friend's cousin sent it to me. |
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| Jenna |
| 12/21/00 at 01:42:48 |
| -------------------------------------------------- Why do croutons come in airtight packages?It's just stale bread to begin with! ------------------------------------------------- Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail!? -------------------------------------------------- Asalamu Alaikum looooool...Those are my favorite ones!!!! I do believe that this is thee approaprite (oops) place to put that Jenna |
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| Malika |
| 12/21/00 at 14:50:34 |
| slm [quote] If a pig loses its voice,is it disgruntled?[/quote] Who cares about the pig!!! :) [quote] Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?[/quote] Cute! [quote] Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint, you will have to touch it to be sure?[/quote] If they could easily count the stars they would. but paint they want to see how wet it is! ;) [quote] You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.[/quote] Let's just say the term road rage is not a fantasy |
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| Mul@n |
| 12/21/00 at 18:46:57 |
| I have one...oooo mee! mee! Why is that the stuff in super glue sticks to everything, but the bottle itself? HUH? ttfn |
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| meraj |
| 12/22/00 at 09:37:44 |
| as salaamu alaikum, how come the most closed minds have the most open mouths? :) |
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| Saleema |
| 12/22/00 at 17:27:04 |
| Assalam ualykum, Good one, mulan and meraj! lol wassalam |
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| Rashid |
| 12/23/00 at 14:35:30 |
| slm why do you park your car on a driveway and drive on a parkway? |
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| AJ |
| 12/26/00 at 18:30:32 |
| If 7-Eleven is opened 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, why are there locks on the door? |
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