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Salaam Alaykum !!
Safiya
08/20/00 at 01:16:50
Salaamu Alaykum WRT WBT

hope your all in good health and Deen

i have to say i love the new board, its fab!

May Allah reward you all for providing us muslims with a way to come to know each other...

may only good come out of it ameen .

i dont know what else to say
except : may allah reward us all with His paradise !ameen

Salaam Alaykum

your Sister always
Safiya  
Lightbulb question
SuperHiMY
08/20/00 at 12:30:25

Salam,

Why did the lights decide to go out?

Give up?

Because they liked each other.

;-)
Re: Salaam Alaykum !!
Saleema
08/20/00 at 16:23:25
Assalamoalykum,

Why did the cucumber blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.


Wassalam
Re: Salaam Alaykum !!
bhaloo
08/21/00 at 09:51:23
Asalaam alaikum wrt wb,

Welcome to the board Safiya.

Hmmm, everyone thinks they are a comedian, I guess you know what this means.  I have to add to the cheezy jokes here.  :)  

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water sprinkler?
Hairspray.


What did the hotdog say to the other hotdog
***Hiiiiiiiiii Frank!***********
Re: Salaam Alaykum !!
Saleema
08/21/00 at 21:32:43
Assalamoalykum,

Some cheezy put downs from my childhood: my all time favorites.

You're so stupid you returned a donut because it had a whole in it.

Your'e so dumb, you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

You're so dumb, you think Hamlet is something you eat with eggs.

My all time fav. joke:

A barber was giving free haircuts. He gives a free haircut to a black man, so the next day the black man brings him a tip. The barber then gives a white man a free haircut and the next day the white man brings him flowers. The barber gives a free haircut to a desi man and the next day he bring his whole family. ;)

Wassalm



Re: Salaam Alaykum !!
Arsalan
08/21/00 at 23:03:30

[quote]My all time fav. joke:

A barber was giving free haircuts. He gives a free haircut to a black man, so the next day the black man brings him a tip. The barber then gives a white man a free haircut and the next day the white man brings him flowers. The barber gives a free haircut to a desi man and the next day he bring his whole family. ;)
[/quote]

Desi = Indian in this joke :)

Wassalam.

P.S. Pakistanis don't share free stuff with anyone ... not even family members ;)



Re: Salaam Alaykum !!
Safiya
08/22/00 at 01:55:40
salaamu Alaykum

is Safiya a code word for tell me jokes or something?? ;)

thanks for the well come though!! :D

salaam All
Re: Salaam Alaykum !!
tree
08/22/00 at 05:29:36
salaams

-What do u need to play the piano?

-A bunch of keys!

(I got that from a packet of wotsits lying in front of me, so I just had to share).

But my all time favourite joke for ages was (and u have to visualise this)

-What do you call a donkey with three legs?




-Wonkey!

Re: Salaam Alaykum !!
Sireena
08/22/00 at 21:07:29
Assalamu Alaikum everyone,
How is everyone doing? inshaAllah all is good :-)
Anyway, i feel soo weird because everyone here has like a billion posts, and i only have one! heheh but i'm still getting the hang of this new message board, and i must say i am pretty amazed at myself for even knowing how to register! *shocked* I am soo computer illiterate!
well anyway, i just wanted to say that mashaAllah this board is just wonderful and may Allah bless all the people who helped with it *ameen* Keep up the good work guys! :)
okee dokee,
wassalamu alaikum =Þ

*this is my modified version, i took out the joke after reading sister safiyah's thingy, i didn't mean anything wrong*
Btw!
Sireena
08/22/00 at 13:31:11
Salams, btw, i just wanted to say i was only kidding, so brothers, don't take if offensively or anything! it's all good, right?! :-)
and woo hoo! i finally have a star underneath my name! yaaay!
okee Wa salams all
jokes??
Safiya
08/22/00 at 16:10:15

salaam All

sorry to spoil your fun... but while i was reading the jokes i remebered the saying of the prophet (saw)

"wow to him who tells a lie inorder to make others laugh"

i dont know if its in the right wording
it kinda scared me ... may allah forgive us

Salaam All
Re: Salaam Alaykum !!
Sireena
08/22/00 at 21:04:13
Salams,
whoa, yeah you are right sister, that is kinda scary, how do i take off my joke then? and ameen your duaa, inshaAllah Allah will forgive us all and make us the people of jennah and strong faith! and sorry to have posted that joke, i didn't know of any hadeeth like that nor did i mean to lie! :-/
Salams


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