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| Extreme Bumper Stickers |
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| bhaloo |
| 08/27/00 at 10:27:13 |
| Asalaam alaikum wrt wb, These are actual bumper stickers found on cars. FORGET ABOUT WORLD PEACE...VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL. I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN. WOMEN WHO SEEK TO BE EQUAL WITH MEN LACK AMBITION. YOUR KID MAY BE AN HONOR STUDENT BUT YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT IF WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO EAT ANIMALS, WHY ARE THEY MADE WITH MEAT? FEW WOMEN ADMIT THEIR AGE, FEW MEN ACT IT. I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT. IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP, BUT YOU EAT BETTER. LOVE: TWO VOWELS, TWO CONSONANTS, TWO FOOLS. ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS THE PROBLEM DOESN'T EXIST. SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE ONLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM. PRIDE IS WHAT WE HAVE. VANITY IS WHAT OTHERS HAVE. WARNING: DATES ON CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR. GIVE ME AMBIGUITY OR GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE. WE HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH, HOW ABOUT A FOUNTAIN OF "SMART." 3 KINDS OF PEOPLE: THOSE WHO CAN COUNT AND THOSE WHO CAN'T. WHY IS "ABBREVIATION" SUCH A LONG WORD? EVER STOP TO THINK, AND FORGET TO START AGAIN? DIPLOMACY IS THE ART OF SAYING "NICE KITTY!"... TILL YOU CAN FIND A ROCK. I LIKE YOU BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU WORKING WITH SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLES. "AUNTIE EM: HATE YOU, HATE KANSAS, TAKING THE DOG." DOROTHY LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION, I CAN FIND IT MYSELF. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit. Keep honking while I reload. Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either! Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G? Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes. My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something like that. Sure you can trust the government! Just ask a Native American! Stop repeat offenders. Don't reelect them! |
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| Arsalan |
| 08/27/00 at 14:38:53 |
| Assalamu alaikum, *lol*. Man, Arshad, some of these are really funny! They should be illegal for the risk of distracting the guy driving behind you, who might lose control of the car while laughing out loud :) Wassalam. |
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| SA |
| 08/27/00 at 18:52:22 |
| Man, I am sooo corny, I laughed thru almost every single one of them...my favorite: 3 KINDS OF PEOPLE: THOSE WHO CAN COUNT AND THOSE WHO CAN'T. Haha! :-) |
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| Moe |
| 08/27/00 at 21:33:20 |
| man these were funny! |
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| Saleema |
| 08/27/00 at 22:02:59 |
| Assalamoalykum, You guys might think i'm stupid for asking this but I am going to ask it anyway. What does this mean? I don't get it. Shouldn't it be 2 kinds of people? 3 KINDS OF PEOPLE: THOSE WHO CAN COUNT AND THOSE WHO CAN'T. Wassalam |
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| Arsalan |
| 08/28/00 at 09:17:37 |
| Assalamu alaikum, Saleema, that's right, it should be two! But this person making the statement [i]can't count either!![/i]. Thus he says "three" instead of "two" :) Wassalam. |
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| Saleema |
| 08/28/00 at 10:33:10 |
| Assalamoalykum, thank you Arsalan for explaining that very nicely. I was afriad people were going to laugh at me. wassalam |
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| kareema |
| 08/30/00 at 02:26:17 |
| heres another:MISS YOUR EX?RELOAD AND SHOOT AGAIN-it caught my attention. Another was"1 OUT OF TWO PATIENTS IN AN ABORTION CLINIC DON'T COME OUT ALIVE"-that was deep.I live in an area that's kinda conservative, so that explains a lot of the subjects. |
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