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| Kashif |
| 09/19/00 at 11:56:59 |
| assalaamu alaikum No Brother vs Sister arguing ok? Kashif Wa Salaam PS I think only Brits will get the first one. ~~~~~~~~~ NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Bighead and Scrappy. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY: A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't want. BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, comb, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. CATS: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. FUTURE: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL: Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing |
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| proudtobemuslim |
| 09/20/00 at 06:17:11 |
| Assalam-u-Alaikum, This is by far, the funniest post i've read on the board... Kashif you married? Wassalam-u-Alaikum |
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| tree |
| 09/20/00 at 06:40:25 |
| Asalaam ualaikum yeah, that's real funny. But I don't think the "eating out" one refers to Muslim women (well, not any I know) although I have witnessed it among non-Muslims....it's an incredible sight! But this was funny "A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house." tree |
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| amina |
| 09/20/00 at 14:48:14 |
| Assalamu Alaikum Dude, that was hillarious:) correction on bath items for women...339! duh..sike! |
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| bhaloo |
| 09/20/00 at 15:14:23 |
| slm I don't get the nicknames. Do British people actually do that? Give each other weird nicknames like Masta Cow, International Cow, and Bubsy? Kashif whats your nickname? :) |
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| Kashif |
| 09/20/00 at 17:51:56 |
| assalaamu alaikum We have nicknames, but not WuTang Clan nicknames Arshad. In my class the nicknames i remember are: Jelly, Pizza, Beard (not me), Bugsy, Mr Blobby, Ginger ..... |
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| tree |
| 09/21/00 at 08:27:44 |
| Asalaamu alaikum Kashif - was it more common to have nicknames such as "Pizza" and "Mr Blobby", cause in my school people were mostly called by their surnames....except "disco davey". And a few others which I forget now (damn my memory's bad!) Oh, there was a girl called "Senga" but she did have the build of a man! Anyway, Arsenal were very lucky last night! tree |
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| widad |
| 09/21/00 at 12:32:21 |
| slm That's real funny,especially the one about the kids being "short people in the house"!! |
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