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| Humor: IRS Calling |
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| bhaloo |
| 09/28/00 at 11:45:48 |
| slm > Rabbi Schwartz answers his phone. > "Hello, is this Rabbi Schwartz?" > "It is." > "This is the IRS. Can you help us?" > "I can." > " Do you know a Sam Cohen?" > "I do." > "Is he a member of your congregation?" > "He is." > " Did he donate $10,000?" > "He will. |
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| Sara |
| 09/28/00 at 18:52:02 |
| Now THAT is really funny. Not to sound mean,but I love Rabbi jokes. Anything that pokes fun at the jews. |
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| Saleema |
| 09/29/00 at 00:42:14 |
| Assalamoalykum, Arshad--please explain, again!! Man, I must be really dumb because I am the only person that i know of who is always asking to explain almost every joke! Once again, I would request to the people who have the urge to write something sarcastic or mean to me, to be please kind. Don't poke fun! :( Wassalam and pray that i get the ability to understand jokes the first time. |
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| bhaloo |
| 10/02/00 at 02:05:14 |
| slm Sorry Saleema, I guess I missed your question. Anyways, the IRS people called up a Rabbi and said this guy claims he donated 10,000 to you. And basically the Rabbi said yeah, he will. Get it? The Rabbi is going to talk to the guy and tell him hey the IRS is going to bust you donate 10,000 to me (maybe more) and they'll let you off the hook. |
| NS |
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| Arsalan |
| 10/02/00 at 02:13:18 |
| Just to add to what bhaloo already said: Donations are tax-deductible. So by "donating" the money to the rabbi, the jew would save money on his tax payments! Wassalamu alaikum. |
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| Saleema |
| 10/02/00 at 16:40:39 |
| Salam, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. See, the thing with not getting jokes when they are told is that when finally someone explains it to you, it isn't funny anymore. :) :( Wassalam |
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