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| Humor: Competition |
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| bhaloo |
| 09/30/00 at 11:58:29 |
| > Competition > > Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street > when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. > The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an > effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up > arriving in front of her at the same time. The males > are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on > themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in > return. > > Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the > three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them > "The first one who can use the words "liver" and > "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent > sentence can go out with me." > > The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and > says "I love liver and cheese." > > "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no > imagination or intelligence whatsoever." > > She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and > said "How well can you do?" > > "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden > Retriever. > > "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. > That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." > > She then turns to the last of the three dogs and > > says, "How about you, little guy?" > > The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame > and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her > a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and > the Lab and says, "Liver alone. Cheese mine." |
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| Arsalan |
| 09/30/00 at 13:36:24 |
| Haha! Funny :D Where do you get these from Arshad?? |
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| pikachu |
| 09/30/00 at 21:07:33 |
| LOL bhai!! corny but funny nonetheless! |
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| lightningatnite |
| 10/01/00 at 02:33:01 |
| Salam, Haha! ..I heard this one in Spain... KLM is a European airline the flies regularly to the Middle East. On one recent flight into Dubai airport, there was a slight malfunction. I happen to have a transcript of the conversation from the final fateful moments before the plane went for her final sajood: "KLM to Tower, KLM to Tower, we have a problem, we've lost one of our engines." "Tower to KLM, Tower to KLM, don't worry, keep coming, your gonna make it." "KLM to Tower, KLM to Tower, we've lost another, two engines are out." "Tower to KLM, Tower to KLM, its ok, keep coming, your gonna make it." "KLM to Tower, KLM to Tower, we've lost THREE ENGINES, THREE ENGINES are out!" "Tower to KLM, Tower to KLM, don't worry, keep coming, your gonna make it, you are going to make it." "K-L-M TO TO-W-ER, K-L-M TO TO-W-ER, ALL FOUR ENGINES ARE OUT, ALL FOUR ENGINES ARE OUT!@&#^%^@^!" ...(silence)... ..."Tower to KLM, Tower to KLM, repeat after me... Ash-hadu-ana-laillaha...." :) |
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| bhaloo |
| 10/01/00 at 10:58:19 |
| slm Heheheh, I heard that one before Lightning, except it was with another airline, and the plane might have been going to Saudi. It was till very funny. :) |
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| Saleema |
| 10/01/00 at 22:37:13 |
| Salam, bhaloo, could you please explain to me the Irs joke? PLEEEEEEEEEEEaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeee???? Wassalam |
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