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| Top ten things only women understand |
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| Kashif |
| 10/12/00 at 11:34:02 |
| This is only a humourous posting (well some bits are 100% true) so don't get angry ok? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Top Ten Things Only Women Understand 10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes. 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white. 8. Crying can be fun. 7. Fat clothes. 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch. 5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience. 4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. 3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible. 2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes. And the number one thing only women understand: 1. Other women! |
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| Saleema |
| 10/12/00 at 10:09:34 |
| Assalamoalykum, LOL. That was funny. wassalm |
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| bhaloo |
| 10/12/00 at 11:11:28 |
| slm Hahahahah, that was pretty funny. Kashif, I'm sure the sisters might come up with a list of their own to counter. ;) |
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| widad |
| 10/12/00 at 12:43:27 |
| slm It is funny,but there is a truth to some with reasons: -Crying isn't fun but it is relieving,when you feel real bad crying could take a load off a woman's back.My doctor told me that if I hadn't been crying when I did (during major problems and crisis)I would've developed some sort of health problem. -Fat clothes:when you keep gaining and losing weight all your life you learn to keep some they might come in handy. -A designer dress on a clearance rack???who would miss that opportunity? -Now who(but men)couldn't tell the difference between cream,ivory and off-white?? Hey girls let's get a list for our brothers: How about this for starters: 1)Men know women are too sensitive,and still they say insensitive things to them. 2)Men think their cars have feelings. 3)Men think they can get anywhere without asking for directions,they usually end up on the wrong highway. |
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| Terri |
| 10/12/00 at 13:26:18 |
| The trick is knowing WHEN to cry too. I recently got out of a speeding ticket because I burst into tears (I'd had a terrible day) and the cop felt sorry for me. My brother told me if he had tried that he'd be in jail right now :) Men think if they yell loudly enough the politicians and football players on TV will actually hear them. |
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| bhaloo |
| 10/12/00 at 14:31:18 |
| Terri, that reminds me of a ticket I got for speeding. I had to take a class and the cop was explaining a real situation that happened. A blonde girl driving a red sports car was pulled over by a cop for speeding. He let her go. She was stopped a few miles down the road. The 2nd cop let her go. The same thing happened the 3rd. However when it happened the 4th time, the female cop wrote her a ticket. ;) |
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| Malika |
| 10/12/00 at 16:49:58 |
| Assalam Alaikum That list is a classic. Cream, Ivory, Off white - they don't even sound like the same color. A bargain designer dress on the clearance rack - explaining that to another women is gonna take more than 10 minutes on the phone! Good Men/Good hairdresser - Old barber that can give a cut in 15 minutes - hard to find - young barber that takes 30 minutes on one head - almost impossible 5 pairs of blk shoes? - well just because one looks alright with the beige dress doesn't mean it will give the same effect with the black one! - Common sense or what? Here's one for the Men's list Why does that toilet seat have to remain in the upright position? - Why does it have to be up anyway? - sitting is a good thing :) |
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| h_m_r00 |
| 11/21/00 at 13:28:33 |
| Salaam Terri that was a real good one...And you brothers have to answer that... Hiyam |
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