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| Kashif |
| 10/16/00 at 10:49:58 |
| Training courses are now available for women in the following subjects: 1. Silence, The Final Frontier: Where No Woman has Gone Before. 2. The Undiscovered Side Of Banking: Making Deposits. 3. Parties: Going Without A New Outfit. 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game. 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space In The Bathroom Cabinet Too. 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His. 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, Not The First. 8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking. 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging. 10. Driving A Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire. 11. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up. 12. Introduction To Parking 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into A Space. 14. Water Retention: Fact Or Fat? 15. Cooking: How Not To Inflict Your Diets On Other People. 16. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully. 17. PMS: Your Problem, Not His. 18. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To. 19. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have. 20. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice. 21. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together. 22. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both. 23. TV Remotes: Only For Men. |
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| bhaloo |
| 10/16/00 at 11:31:09 |
| slm Where are these classes being offered? How much do they cost? Who is teaching them? Are they available in Albany? ;) |
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| Arsalan |
| 10/16/00 at 13:03:13 |
| Ok, it's official. Kashif has the best jokes around here, bar none :) I'm still laughing! [hr]13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into A Space.[hr]My my! This sounds familiar ;) Wassalam. |
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| Terri |
| 10/16/00 at 13:33:35 |
| You can make DEPOSITS at the bank???!!! ;) Terri |
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| Kathy |
| 10/16/00 at 17:55:40 |
| slm Sign me up! |
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| Saleema |
| 10/17/00 at 01:02:59 |
| Assalamoalykum, Kashif, where do you get all these jokes about women? I guess i must be the greatest woman on earth, i don't need any of these classes. hahahah... :)) wassalam |
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| Saleema |
| 10/17/00 at 11:12:45 |
| Assalamoalykum, Ok, fine, all I need is the driving class probably. Actually, I don't need that anymore because I have learned to back up properly now. So...I *am* the most perfect woman in the world. Hehe.. :):):) wassalm |
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| Arsalan |
| 10/18/00 at 17:56:04 |
| Man! Kashif took off another one of his posts! I think the number of posts that he has taken OFF is more than the number that he has POSTED :) Wassalam. |
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| Kathy |
| 10/18/00 at 18:24:50 |
| slm Yeah- how come? It was my chuckle of the day! |
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| bhaloo |
| 10/18/00 at 19:32:36 |
| slm I don't know why he took it off? ??? It was funny. :) |
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| Malika |
| 10/19/00 at 12:17:02 |
| [quote] 1. Silence, The Final Frontier: Where No Woman has Gone Before. 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His. 8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking. 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging. 10. Driving A Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire. 11. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up. 15. Cooking: How Not To Inflict Your Diets On Other People. 16. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully. 22. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both. [/quote] Please integrate these classes. There are men I know that really need these classes. |
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| Kathy |
| 10/19/00 at 19:51:44 |
| Tee Hee... I second that... |
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| Zara |
| 10/31/00 at 06:18:22 |
| Salaams, hahaha.....*lol* I third that vote Wasalaam Zara |
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| Learner |
| 11/04/00 at 07:28:34 |
| Hopefully the world will be a much better place after women participate in these classes :D But then again...they're not capable of learning are they? - Ouch ;D |
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| Harisa |
| 11/09/00 at 01:30:21 |
| HERE ARE A FEW THINGS MEN NEED TO LEARN: 1. COOK 2. CLEAN 3. DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY AND IRON IT TOO 4. SPEAK 5. LISTEN 6. DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT 7. TELL THE TRUTH 8. QUIT ACTING LIKE SUCH A MACHO MAN 9. ITS OK FOR U 2 CRY 10. NO REALLY MEANS NO AND YES MEANS YES AND "U DONT LOVE ME" IS A QUE FOR YOU TO TELL YOUR WIFE SHE IS THE MOST WONDERFUL WOMAN ON EARTH AND U R THE LUCKIEST MAN ON EARTH AND U LOVE HER WITH ALL YOUR HEART..GET IT GOT IT GOOD 11. there are hundreds more and i wish i had the time to sit her and go on but unfortunately i have class at 9:30 and right now its 12:30 am lol soo i must go off to bedddddd THERE U HAVE IT HOPE SOME OF U MEN LEARN A FEW THINGS LOL WASSSAAALAAAAAM P.S. SALEEMA maybe u r the most perfect woman in the world ... next to me though lol hahahahhaha tooodlezzzzzzzzzz |
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| Safiya |
| 11/19/00 at 03:40:57 |
| [color=Red] bro kashif that was sooooo FUNNEEEY now get out the THICK BOOKLET with the LISTS of classes for men, i know u dont want to but be fair :D [/color] |
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| hermit |
| 11/19/00 at 11:21:03 |
| Assalam-u-Alaikum, I don't think this is good, it is being sexist without the real intention of offense. It may seem like harmless playing around, but the idea 'boy insults women by criticizing the them for things men should do, girl gets back by criticizing them for things women should do'. No offense, this doesn't mean all women can't drive, my cousin in Pakistan is a female, she drives, doesn't talk exessisvly(correct my spelling) etc. This also doesn't mean that no man can cook, talk, wash clothes etc. My main message is don't go into this. It could(although seemingly unlikely, but the Shaitan is dangerous) escalate to something serious. P.S.This thread doesn't mention kids :) |
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| kiwi25 |
| 11/19/00 at 22:08:14 |
| assalamu aliakum everybody, im sorry hermit, but i just read this post and i think its funny, but im not going to be sexiest about it, wasalam nouha:) |
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| Kashif |
| 11/20/00 at 04:37:50 |
| assalaamu alaikum I think your point is valid, but the 'atmosphere' in this forum where most of the posters are regular and 'know' each other prevents the brother Vs sister arguments from developing into anything serious. On top of that, bhaloo & jannah do a fantastic job in moderating the posts. Kashif Wa Salaam |
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| h_m_r00 |
| 11/21/00 at 14:18:51 |
| Salaam Kashif this is so hilarious...but SOME males need to learn most if not everything on that list.:)NO offense guys. And some need spelling classes;) my mom could not stop laughing when she read it... Br. Fouad Khan what did you mean? I do not get it... Hiyam |
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