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Humor for Women
Kathy
10/23/00 at 09:11:20
IN THE HOSPITAL RELATIVES GATHERED IN THE WAITING
ROOM, WHERE THEIR FAMILY MEMBER LAY GRAVELY ILL.

FINALLY THE DOCTOR CAME IN LOOKING TIRED AND SOMBER.
I'M AFRAID I'M THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS, " HE SAID AS HE SURVEYED THE WORRIED FACES. "THE ONLY HOPE LEFT FOR YOUR LOVED ONE IS A BRAIN TRANSPLANT.

IT'S AN EXPERIMENTAL PROCEDURE, SEMI-RISKY, AND YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE BRAIN YOURSELVES."

THE FAMILY MEMBERS SAT SILENTLY AS THEY ABSORBED THE NEWS. AFTER A GREAT LENGTH OF TIME, SOMEONE ASKED, "WELL, HOW MUCH DOES A BRAIN COST?"

THE DOCTOR QUICKLY RESPONDED, "$5000 FOR A MALE BRAIN AND $2000 FOR A FEMALE BRAIN."

THE MOMENT TURNED AWKWARD. MEN IN THE ROOM TRIED NOT TO SMILE, AVOIDING EYE CONTACT WITH THE WOMEN, BUT SOME ACTUALLY SMIRKED. A MAN UNABLE TO CONTROL HIS CURIOSITY, BLURTED OUT THE QUESTION EVERYONE WANTED TO ASK,

"WHY IS THE MALE BRAIN SO MUCH MORE?"

THE DOCTOR SMILED AND RESPONED "IT'S JUST STANDARD PRICING PROCEDURE. WE HAVE TO MARK DOWN THE PRICE OF FEMALE BRAINS,
BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN USED."
Re: Humor for Women
Arsalan
10/23/00 at 10:03:26
Lol :D  

Ouch!
Re: Humor for Women
Malika
10/23/00 at 15:29:01
Salaam,

That's cute! :)
or as they say true that!(I think that is how that goes)
Re: Humor for Women
Saleema
10/23/00 at 15:52:37
Assalamoalykum,

Umm... i want to laugh too.  :(


wassalam
Re: Humor for Women
bhaloo
10/23/00 at 17:15:53
slm

Saleema, who is going to explain the joke to you this time? ;)
Re: Humor for Women
Kathy
10/23/00 at 17:35:48
slm
Saleema-
Your comment is funnier than the joke!
Re: Humor for Women
SA
10/23/00 at 22:22:21
assalaamu alaikum wa rahmatullah,

sister saleema, come on, what's not to get?  when you buy things new, you pay more than for something used, right?  so the doctor is implying that only women's brains are ever used, men's brains are not...get it?  women use their brains, men don't?  i completely disagree, but it's funny, nonetheless.  
not that i would know, my brains would be sold pretty cheaply for other reasons, maybe...hehe...
Re: Humor for Women
Malika
10/24/00 at 11:43:49
Assalaam Alaikum

Sister Saleema you are very funny!

I think when they make a joke they should just add the punchline for you in a footnote.
Re: Humor for Women
Saleema
10/24/00 at 12:07:36
Assalamoalykum,

"Sister Saleema you're so funny!"

Yeah, sure, I know you probably want to say, "Sister Saleema you're so stupid!"

I'm glad that you guys had a good laugh at my expense. free feel to do so, anytime.  ;)     :(

Did I tell you guys I'm making A's in all my classes?  :D   (Except for biology, i droped that, actually they droped me)  
Re: Humor for Women
Malika
10/24/00 at 13:08:46
Wa Alaikum Salaam

Well, that is excellent news sis Saleema and it almost makes up for the fact that you don't get the jokes.  Alhamdulliah for your studies! That in the end will get you further than understanding some jokes (although it would be nice):)
Re: Humor for Women
Arsalan
10/24/00 at 13:39:31
Assalamu alaikum,
[quote]Except for biology, i droped that,[/quote]Ah!  That explains [i]everything[/i]!! :)
[quote]it almost makes up for the fact that you don't get the jokes.[/quote]NOT! ;)

Re: Humor for Women
Saleema
10/24/00 at 13:44:29
Assalamoalykum,

I am here to defend myself. Being droped out of Biology doesn't explain anything. I didn't show up for my classes. that was all. So there!  ;D


wassalam
Re: Humor for Women
widad
10/27/00 at 07:21:16
slm
Ok Kathy,here's another one (no offense guys just a little humour).

. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

. Never let your man's mind wander -it's too little to be out alone.

. Go for younger men. You might as well, -they never mature anyway.

. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

. Women don't make fools of men -most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.


NS
As salaamu alaykum
Kathy
10/27/00 at 09:28:01
LOL!!
Why does this make me laugh so much?
Perhaps because there is a litle truth to this....
Re: Humor for Women
Harisa
10/30/00 at 22:42:34
Wa$$ CrAcKiN' EvErY-1
yall need to leave my girl Saleema alone lol
Saleema hun itz ok hehhehe at least i'm on your side heheheh

yahh that joke was funny and the little facts on men there are very funny too hehhee

blaaaaaaaaaa blaaaaaaaa

just thought id throw a few words in here lol

aaaight
toodlez
everyone
wasssaaallammm


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