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| A Corny Joke |
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| Sara |
| 10/25/00 at 20:58:56 |
| Watermelon A farmer in the country discovered that some kids had been stealing fruit from his watermelon patch. So he put up a sign that read "ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS RAT POISON!" The farmer returned to the patch a week later and discovered that all of his watermelons were still there, but her found another sign that read "NOW TWO OF THEM DO! |
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