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Corney Joke of the Day
Sara
10/27/00 at 22:32:01
Portrait

A clever elderly woman decided to have her
portrait painted.  So she told the artist,
"Paint me with diamond earrings,a diamond necklace, an emerald bracelet, and a gold Rolex."
But you are not wearing any of those things!" the artist pointed out.
"I know,"she said. "It's in case I die before my husband.
"If he remarries right away, I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
Re: Corney Joke of the Day
Saleema
10/27/00 at 23:12:28
Assalamoalykum,

Here's my all time fav joke:
Maybe I already posted it. hmm... maybe not.

A barber is doing community service for his town by giving free haircuts. He gives a free haircut to a white man, and the next day the white man brings him flowers. Then the barber given a free haircut to a black man, and the black man brings him a tip the next day. Then he gives a free haircut to a desi man and the desi man brings his whole family the next day.

:D  I dont care what anyone says, i think its absolutely funny, and i don't care much for being politically incorrect, especailly is its against my own ppl. :)   :)   :)

You know you want to laugh!

wassalam
Re: Corney Joke of the Day
Khathija
10/28/00 at 12:30:23
slm
 saleema, that was soooo funny and soooo true!! :)
Shoul humor and brains be cooked together ?
jaihoon
What i found funny (in the second post) was that the one who told the joke is desperately trying herself trying to prove that what she said was 'absolutely funny' !

Its more or like the incident - when my Bohra friend was going for his piligrimage and his group sat around in the ship for telling jokes... one member started saying the joke and the group waited eagerly to laugh until he finished. They kept waiting until the narration was over. Finally the speaker had to ask the group to deliberately laugh 'cause he was being 'absolutely funny ' !

hmmmm.... i am not sure if humor and brains should be cooked together....

I was wondering if someone could tell me the origin of 'politically correct jokes'...

* No hard feelings.... :)
Re: Corney Joke of the Day
kiwi25
10/28/00 at 17:11:51
salam everybody,  saleema tha was very funny, hehe nouha:)
Re: Corney Joke of the Day
Kathy
10/28/00 at 17:43:04
slm
Saleema- you understood a joke enough to tell it?
Humdulli Allah!!
Re: Corney Joke of the Day
Arsalan
10/28/00 at 17:46:13
Lol, Kathy!!!  Ouch ;)
Re: Corney Joke of the Day
Mirza
10/28/00 at 18:42:11
How can you make a joke these days?Where somewhere muslims are worried...?
Re: Corney Joke of the Day
Sara
10/28/00 at 19:37:37

[quote]How can you make a joke these days?Where somewhere muslims are worried...?[/quote]


Oh and we're not? I'm still worried but I'm not going to be depressed 24/7.
Re: Corney Joke of the Day
Saleema
10/29/00 at 01:54:12
Salams everyone,

hahahhaa.....very funny, kathy, arsalan, jaihoon.
I even went to ur website jaihoon. :(

the rest of u "absolutely great" friends out there: thank u! i love u all!  :)  :)

i do have brains u know, and i don't need to understand jokes all the time to be in the intelligent category. I am still making As in all my classes.   :) and the teachers actually remember my name and its not because i wear hijab.  :)

Wassalam
Re: Corney Joke of the Day
Mirza
10/29/00 at 06:19:20
Was it mistaken what I mean? I would not offened anyone, I just want remember... I'm not against joke or fun... Excuse me..Wassalam...
[quote]
How can you make a joke these days?Where somewhere muslims are worried...?


Oh and we're not? I'm still worried but I'm not going to be depressed 24/7.[/quote]
Re: Corney Joke of the Day
Saleema
10/29/00 at 11:59:45
Assalamoalykum,

Brother Mirza, we aren't offended.  :)

wassalam
Re: Corney Joke of the Day
bhaloo
10/30/00 at 00:10:36
slm


[quote]
i do have brains u know, and i don't need to understand jokes all the time to be in the intelligent category.
[/quote]

Yes, we all realize that insha'Allah, and appreciate your insight in the discussions here.

Thanks. :)
Re: Corney Joke of the Day
Saleema
10/30/00 at 16:06:41
Assalamoalykum,

awww...brother bhaloo, you are always so nice. i hope you aren't this nice all the time to *everyone*, sometimes mean people take advantage of nice people. but of course, you are always welcome to be always nice to me.  :)

wassalam
Re: Corney Joke of the Day
Mirza
10/31/00 at 17:46:29

[quote]
How can you make a joke these days?Where somewhere muslims are worried...?


Oh and we're not? I'm still worried but I'm not going to be depressed 24/7.[/quote]

Sis. what does mean 24/7?
And to get be depressed is not wrong...It up?what about you got depressed and who...Wassalam.
Re: Corney Joke of the Day
Sara
10/31/00 at 17:55:51
Assalam,
24/7 means 24 hours of the day,7 days a week.
I get depressed because I have relatives in Palestine(both my parents are from there.) And in Sept. or the begining of Oct. my uncle's nephew was killed by the israelies. That's some of the things I get depressed about. I didn't mean to sound harsh in my first post and you didn't offend me.
Re: Corney Joke of the Day
Mirza
10/31/00 at 20:18:00
Oh ok..I thought it has some specialy meaning 24/7...
"Believers (muslims) are to one another like a building whose parts support one other." He then interlaced his fingers.
(Bukhari, Muslim). Thank you Wassalam...


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