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Corney Joke of the Day
Sara
10/30/00 at 20:22:25
Baby,Baby

At one bus stop, a woman got on, holding her
baby. The bus driver said without thinking "WOW!
That's the uglyist baby I've ever seen!"
Angry,the woman slapped her fare into the fare
box and stomped back to a seat near the rear of
the bus. Seeing she was upset, the man sitting
next to her asked what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me." she said.
"Why, he's a public servant," the man replied. "He
shouldn't be allowed to insult passengers."
"You know what,"the woman said,"you're right.I  
think I'll just go right back up there and tell him what
I think of his manners."

"You should." The man agreed. "Here, let me hold
your monkey for you."


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