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| Sara |
| 11/01/00 at 21:01:11 |
| Genie A secertary,a salesman,and their boss find an antique oil lamp in the street. They rub it and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The genie says,"I'll grant each of you one wish." The secertary says,"I want to be in the Riviera, drinking ice tea." In a second she disappears. The salesman says,"I want to be in Cancun, drinking ice tea."In a second he disappears. Their boss says,"I want those two back in the office right now!" (ok,that joke was just TOO corney) |
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| se7en |
| 11/02/00 at 15:11:18 |
| They were having their first fight, and finally he said, "When we got married, you promised to love, honor and obey." She said, "I know. But I didn't want to start an argument in front of all those people." |
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| Saleema |
| 11/02/00 at 22:19:44 |
| Assalamoalykum, that was really funny, se7en! :D wassalam |
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| Arsalan |
| 11/02/00 at 23:42:23 |
| Wow! Saleema got a joke! This .............. is a special day!!! ;) |
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| Harisa |
| 11/02/00 at 23:43:55 |
| hahahahahha wahhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhhhhhh ahhahhaha ok that was funny hehehhee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ToodLezzzz hehehhee |
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| se7en |
| 11/03/00 at 18:38:24 |
| A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He slid up to the bar and announced "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." |
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| mahsou411 |
| 11/05/00 at 20:48:38 |
| That was the corniest thing I've ever heard...really;) |
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