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| Learner |
| 11/04/00 at 07:48:41 |
| Three women are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 999: Women: We need help. We're three women changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Women: Yes. Operator: The power in the house in on? Women: Of course. Operator: And the switch is on? Women: Yes, yes. Operator: And the bulb still won't light up? Women: No, it's working fine. Operator: Then what's the problem? Women: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves. |
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| Kashif |
| 11/04/00 at 09:26:03 |
| assalaamu alaikum I don't think its that funny actually - because i don't think it rings true. Ho hum... |
| NS |
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| Sara |
| 11/04/00 at 13:46:42 |
| *lol*!!!Sorry, that WAS funny!!! Good joke! |
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| Learner |
| 11/08/00 at 16:49:31 |
| A man was walking along a California beach when he stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "OK so you released me from the lamp blah blah blah, but this is the fourth time this week and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes, So you can forget about three. You only get one wish." The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm too scared to fly and I get very seasick. So could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there?" The genie laughed a replied, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that. How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete....How much steel!!!! No think of another wish." The man agreed and tried to think of a really good wish. He said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives have always said I don't care and that I'm insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. To know what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, To know why they are crying, To know what they want when they say 'nothing'...." The genie replies "you want that bridge with two lanes or four?" ;D |
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| Kashif |
| 11/07/00 at 19:41:14 |
| genie eh? Excellent improvisation! masha'allah! |
| NS |
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| Harisa |
| 11/09/00 at 01:20:50 |
| wooof wooof that woman light bulb joke just isnt funnyyyy...that is offensive to me and every woman on this earth...I CAN CHANGE A LIGHT BULB AND GUESS WHATTT....ON MY OWN...OH MY GOODNESS I MUST BE SPECIAL...LOL THE GENIE ONE...WELL YES WE WOMEN ARE QUITE COMPLICATED...BUT SO R U MEN...HAHAHAHA WASSALLAAAAMMM SORRY FOR THE CAPS ITS JUST THAT ITS 12:19 AM AND I HAVE TROUBLE READING WHAT I WRITE LOL TOOODLEZZZZZZZZZZZ |
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| Moe |
| 11/12/00 at 00:02:29 |
| the firt joke wasnt funny! |
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| Learner |
| 11/15/00 at 15:15:51 |
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks, "I can outrun this guy!" so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures, "What the heck..." and gives up. He pulls over to the curb. The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says, "Listen Mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Now tell me, why should I even bother to listen to your excuse?" The man thought for a moment and said..."Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought you were trying to give her back to me!" |
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| Sara |
| 11/15/00 at 21:32:28 |
| OH!!! That's harsh and yet so funny!!! He-He!!!! |
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| h_m_r00 |
| 11/22/00 at 15:42:47 |
| Salaam i think that was funny...my mom is laughing too...;):) Hiyam |
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| Learner |
| 11/22/00 at 17:00:13 |
| Did you hear about the angry woman who tried to kill her pet bird? She threw it off a cliff! Worse still, did you hear about the woman who tried to kill a fish by drowning it!?! ;D |
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| hermit |
| 11/25/00 at 12:19:57 |
| Assalam-u-Alaikum, LOL!!! Are these true? No offense to the ladies in the house ;) The very first joke was not funny though. |
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| Sara |
| 11/25/00 at 15:14:35 |
| Assalam, *LOL* The joke about the bird and fish are funny!!! :) |
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| Learner |
| 11/25/00 at 19:18:03 |
[center][quote]LOL!!! Are these true? [/quote][/center] Hmmm...well, I suppose I wouldn't want to embarress any of the akhwat by answering that question...oops did I just imply something?! [center];D[/center] |
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| Learner |
| 11/25/00 at 21:15:53 |
| 10 Points on the Nature of Women 1. A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6.Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 10. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage. |
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| Sara |
| 11/26/00 at 22:32:20 |
| *GASP* IT'S TRUE!!! *LOL* |
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