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| Corney Joke of the Day |
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| Sara |
| 11/04/00 at 14:07:21 |
| Blonde Tourists (sorry to all the blondes out there) Two tourist groups,one made up of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend in Vegas. The brunettes ride in the bottom of the bus and the blondes ride in the top level. The brunettes down below are whooping it up and having a great time when one of them realizes she doesn't here anything from the blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road and clutching the seats in front of them. The brunette says,"What is going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs." One of the blondes says,"Yeah, but you got a driver!" |
| Re: Corney Joke of the Day |
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| Khathija |
| 11/10/00 at 14:31:43 |
| a final exam was being given to college class. after the time was up the professor told the students to place the test on his desk. one student continued to work. the professor ordered him to stop but the student ignored him. the teacher continued till the student got up to hand in the paper. the teacher refused to correct the paper becasue it was late. the student asked "do you know who i am" the teacher replied no, the student again asked, this time screaming, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM !!" the teacher, intimidated, replied no. the student placed his paper somewhere in the middle of the pile and walked out |
| Re: Corney Joke of the Day |
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| Malika |
| 11/10/00 at 14:52:14 |
| Answering machine messages This is not amn answering machine: this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where you can be reached, and my owner will think about returning your call. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your messages to myself with one of these magnets. K is for Knowledge P is for Prayer One of those reasons is why we're not here. so leave a message (I modified this one) |
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