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| What men really mean.. |
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| Kashif |
| 11/07/00 at 20:05:50 |
| "It's a guy thing" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical". "Can I help with dinner?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "Uh huh, sure honey," or, "Yes, dear." Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "It would take too long to explain" Translated: "I haven't the foggiest." "Take a break honey, you're working too hard". Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "That's interesting, dear." Translated: "Are you still talking?" "You know how bad my memory is." Translated: "I remember the theme song to "F–Troop," and "Top-Cat", the licence plate numbers of every car I've ever owned, I just forgot your birthday." "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal." Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt." "I've got my reasons for what I'm doing". Translated: ". . . and I sure hope I think of some soon." "I can't find it." Translated: "It didn't fall into my out stretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "What did I do this time?" Translated: "What did you catch me at?" "I heard you." Translated: "I have no idea what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't find out." 8b>"You know I could never love anyone else." Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me and I realise it could be worse." "You look terrific." Translated: "Oh God, please don't try on MORE clothes." "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are." Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again. |
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| Moe |
| 11/07/00 at 21:00:13 |
| LOL |
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| widad |
| 11/08/00 at 05:33:48 |
| slm It is soooooo funny and so true(in most cases anyway). |
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| Kathy |
| 11/08/00 at 08:50:19 |
| slm Widad- Don't encourage them... |
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| haaris |
| 11/08/00 at 09:21:48 |
| Salaam, Brother Kashif, these are so funny: I am in tears! To be honest, I have used a few of these in my time, gulp! |
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| humble_muslim |
| 11/08/00 at 10:37:30 |
| This is too close to home... better make sure my wife doesn't see this! |
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| saifullah |
| 11/08/00 at 11:56:29 |
| as-salaamu Alaikum HAH.. that was quite funny. Not the laugh out loud funny, but the thats so true funny. still very very funny heh. wa salaamu alaikum |
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| h_m_r00 |
| 11/21/00 at 13:34:51 |
| I think it's so funny...but is it really that true? |
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| Sara |
| 11/21/00 at 13:52:26 |
| Assalam, Oh, it's true!!;) |
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| Saleema |
| 11/22/00 at 14:33:41 |
| Assalamoalykum, Yes its true! I observed my dad after this and you betch its true. wassalam |
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