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| Asim |
| 01/25/01 at 23:57:09 |
| I found this amusing. ------------------------ [True story] I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly, we stopped in Sacramento on the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be another 45-minute delay, and if we wanted to get off the aircraft, we would reboard in 30 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. I noticed him as I walked by and could tell he had flown before because his Seeing eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout the entire flight. I could also tell he had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached him and, calling him by name, said, "Keith, we're in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" Keith replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs." Picture this . . . all the people in the gate area came to a completely quiet standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with the Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, they also were trying to change airlines! |
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| Arsalan |
| 01/26/01 at 00:06:37 |
| Hehe ... good one Asim! |
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| bhaloo |
| 01/26/01 at 00:16:36 |
| slm woah, now that's what i call funny! :) |
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| Kathy |
| 01/27/01 at 21:52:57 |
| tee hee, my kind of joke... |
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| SuperHiMY |
| 01/29/01 at 21:48:57 |
AsalamAlay.com, Q. What kind of Doughnuts do Pilots eat? A. Just the Plane ones. Salam, ~ HiMY! ~ |
| Are Computers Male of Female? |
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| SuperHiMY |
| 02/01/01 at 19:52:20 |
AsalamAlay.com An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. He noted how hurricanes at one time were given only female names, and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she." One of the students raised her hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?" The teacher wasn't certain. So he divided the class into two groups: males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give fourreasons for their recommendations. The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to as masculine because: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model. The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to as feminine because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. |
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| Sara |
| 02/06/01 at 09:51:26 |
| Assalam, *lol* All the jokes on here were funny:) |
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