Madinat al-Muslimeen Islamic Message Board
| I'm leaving |
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| Kashif |
| 01/31/01 at 17:30:26 |
| .. not literally though. I'm moving jobs insha'llah, so i needed to write a letter of resignation. Here is one which alhumdulillah i won't need to imitate: ~~~~ ~~~~ Dear John: Please take note of the fact that I am hereby tendering my resignation from XXXXXXXXXXX, effective, September 1, 2000. While I have a high degree of personal respect for you and the opportunities you have offered me, I am no longer comfortable working for a technology organization largely populated by politocrats, vengeful rivalries, and fiefdoms reminiscent of imperial Chinese literature. In fact, I dare say that I would rather be tied in a leather bag with ravenous, rabid ocelots than remain at this company any longer than the next two weeks. It was my sincere hope that the reptilian extraterrestrial tyrants who clandestinely own and operate the Technology Group would reveal themselves during my tenure here, but it appears they are far cannier then I ever gave them credit for. Hopefully, their insidious plot to befoul the American financial industry with foolish and ill-advised technology policies will eventually be revealed, but until then it seems their plans may march on uncontested. I give you due credit, for choosing to remain here to fight this hideous alien menace from within. God’s speed, and may the Force be with you. Sincerely, RG Senior Specialist |
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| Arsalan |
| 01/31/01 at 20:21:46 |
| Lol! Man! That's quite blunt. |
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| haaris |
| 02/01/01 at 09:19:43 |
| Salaam, Gently amusing. I think that that guy may have worked for my previous employers! Br. Kashif, may Allah make your new job a stimulating and enjoyable one. All the best. |
| i like this one better |
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| Kashif |
| 02/01/01 at 10:05:47 |
| assalaamu alaikum I like this one better. Don't know if the moderator's will like it though. Miss. BBV of Chesapeake, United States -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Unpersonable B***h As per the piece of crap I signed on my first day of this dreaded job, I hereby give 2 minutes notice of my intention to leave this awful company. I want to thank you for all you have not done for me in my employment here. It has been shear torture working for you and representing this crapy company. It is now time for me to move on and I have accepted a postition as a garbage person. This decision was quite easy and took little consideration. However, I am confident that this new role represents a step up from this piece of crap job. I wish the company would go to chambles and hope one day you too will realize that you cannot manage your way out of a paper bag. Glad to be gone, Me |
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| Sara |
| 02/06/01 at 09:48:08 |
| Assalam, *LOL* That was better than the first one. Man, How I wish I can send that one to my boss!!! |
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