finally, a real marriage ad...

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finally, a real marriage ad...
Anonymous
02/04/01 at 20:30:20

In search of a strategic alliance for single sister.

Potential applicants must possess the following:

- single
- independently wealthy
- wheatishly handsome James Bond-like looks
- Upper crust British accent a must
- Must wear two-thousand dollar Italian suits with Matrix-like shades
- Must own .32 caliber Nokia cell phone
- Must be hafiz al-Quran and recite like ash-Shaatri
- Must be a computer geek (i.e. must be able to configure Windows 2000 in snowstorm blindfolded)
- Must have high tolerance for Lemon Ice Tea Snapple
- Must have an affinity for chocolate and flowers giving
- Must like the smurfs
- Must have sense of humor to survive
- Must be able to provide a blank check for mahr security

Include biodata, five color, full length studio portraits, and one artistic rendering (in Bryce).
Re: finally, a real marriage ad...
Kathy
02/05/01 at 08:23:13
settle down himy...
Re: finally, a real marriage ad...
Malika
02/07/01 at 15:24:12
slm

Kathy,  my sentiments exactly!

Himy, Lay off whatever fruit that is!
Re: finally, a real marriage ad...
princess
02/07/01 at 18:42:31
[quote]Include biodata, five color, full length studio portraits, and one artistic rendering (in Bryce).[/quote]

as'salaamualikum :)

where did u want this mailed to? :) ma'salaam ;D
Re: finally, a real marriage ad...
jannah
02/10/01 at 20:14:20
That's hysterical!  I think most ads out there are pretty amusing...


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