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Give fun answers
Ikani
02/10/01 at 04:56:43
Assalamu alaikum,
Hi everyone. Just decided to start this and see how far it'll go. Try providing answers to the following questions let's see what we all end up with

1. Favourite verse/quote from the Qur'an or Hadith?
- The whole of Suratul Fatiha.

2. Hate that word/phrase/statement.
- 'coloured people'.

3. That was some whacky movie/book!
- U-Turn (so I changed it, this one's awful).

4. Cool sites you guys ought to visit.
- http://www.jannah.org , http://www.wwlkad.net .

5. 'Good deed' fantasy.
- Have trucks with thousands of sacks of food sent to poor people struggling to survive around the world while walking amongst them in faded clothes.

6. Eat some of my kinda food
- Boiled rice with tomato stew, yam or 'eba' (made from dried cassava flakes) with okra soup all washed down with a drink called 'tsobo' (reddish in colour, non-alcoholic, taste like black currant).

Re: Give fun answers
destined
02/09/01 at 13:35:27
1. Favourite verse/quote from the Qur'an or Hadith?

- how bout a fave Surah? Mine is Al-Mulk; there's tons of ahadith that I like can't really pick a fave.

2. Hate that word/phrase/statement.

- fundamentalist

3. That was some whacky movie/book!

- umm...can't really think of one right now

4. Cool sites you guys ought to visit.

http://www.jannah.org

http://www.geocities.com/fearallaah

5. 'Good deed' fantasy.

- to build a funeral home/cemetery just for Muslims, with a Masjid nearby ( we really need one where I live)

6. Eat some of my kinda food

- biryani! nuff said =)


Re: Give fun answers
se7en
02/09/01 at 14:42:40

wa alaykum as salaam wa rahmatAllahi wa barakatuh,

1. Favourite verse/quote from the Qur'an or Hadith?

39:53

2. Hate that word/phrase/statement.

"a/s/l?"

3. That was some whacky movie/book!

Taal, some Indian movie... I can't believe I wasted three hours watching that.

4. Cool sites you guys ought to visit.

[url]http://www.jannah.org/shazia[/url] :)

5. 'Good deed' fantasy.

"...and in other news a new book entitled, This is What Islam is Really About You Fools, by acclaimed author se7en, hit #3 on the New York Times best seller list.."

6. Eat some of my kinda food

chicken kofka kabob from Afghan Kabob House #4 (jackson heights, nyc) with an ice cold bebzi... oh yeah ;)

wasalaam.
Re: Give fun answers
bhaloo
02/09/01 at 19:50:23
Asalaam alaikum,

1. Favourite verse/quote from the Qur'an or Hadith?

Quran 25:63

2. Hate that word/phrase/statement.

"Why did you delete my post?"

3. That was some whacky movie/book!

You watched Taal?  ???  
Any Indian movie is whacky. :)

4. Cool sites you guys ought to visit.

http://members.home.net/arshad

5. 'Good deed' fantasy.

"In other news, Se7en takes over the government, and remembers the little people that got her there.  She immediately gives all the admins and moderators key government positions and implements sharia throught the land."

6. Eat some of my kinda food

Chicken tikkah and naan, doesn't get any better then this.

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Fatoosh
02/09/01 at 20:49:52
Salaam Alaikum,

1. Favourite verse/quote from the Qur'an or Hadith?

Quran 2:152

2. Hate that word/phrase/statement.

"Those Mozlem women, your so oppresssssed. sssssss"

3. That was some whacky movie/book!

The Fountainhead. Not only whacky, but also haram.

4. Cool sites you guys ought to visit.

islamonline.net
www2.uic.edu/~ssaba2

5. 'Good deed' fantasy.

- Start a literacy program in Pakistan where every new person who learns to read commits to teach five others. And eventually, all of Pakistan becomes literate.
- Establish a school on the south side (of Chicago) for Muslim kids, for free.

6. Eat some of my kinda food

White rice, with cold cucumbers- and eat it very slowly and let your tounge feel the taste. Alhamdulilah!

-Fatoosh
Re: Give fun answers
destined
02/09/01 at 21:47:01
[quote]- Establish a school on the south side (of Chicago) for Muslim kids, for free.[/quote]
slm,

Fatoosh, are u from chicagoooo too?
I thought I was the only Chicagoan on this board
=)
Re: Give fun answers
writeamir
02/10/01 at 00:21:19
Wow, Chicago people. The city where you can't separate the Hindus from the Muslims because most Pakistani/Indian sisters wouldn't be caught dead wearing hijab and having people mistake them for being Muslim first instead of the all important aspect of being Pakistani/Indian first so that they can feel such great pride and superiority for coming from one piece of land instead of another even though the whole area was cut into different pieces by a bunch of kaffirs(British). Chicago, the city where an earlier poster has to mention an Islamic school on the South Side because the wealthy Indian and Pakistanis on the North Side would not dare help the African American Muslims on the South Side to build a school or a Masjid...unless the African American happens to have come by way of Hyderabad.

Sorry, I am so disappointed by what I see back in Chicago, a city that I care deeply about, especially since I grew up in Illinois and my super cute 1 year old niece lives there. People should keep Chicago in their duas. Going there makes me embarrased that my parents are from the Pakistan/India area when I see how the people have left Islam and decided to worship Pakistan and India. There are so many pagan Hindu rituals and traditions that are part of "Islam" there. Some of the things Sisters do even during weddings are just so weird. There are many great Brothers and Sisters there but that area really needs your duas.

Anyway, back to the fun stuff.

1. Favourite verse/quote from the Qur'an or Hadith?

Well, 33:35 is one of the coolest sounding verses.

2. Hate that word/phrase/statement.

Q: Brother, where are you from?(before asking anything like how am I or if I practice Islam much. Especially common from those who worship Pakistan or India instead of Allah)

A: Illinois

Q: No, before that.

A: Oh, I came from Allah

Q: (Silence, perhaps a little embarrassment)

3. That was some whacky movie/book!

Most of the junk that is out there.

4. Cool sites you guys ought to visit.

http://www.amirmalik.com (Islamic Guide to NYC)
http://www.grf.org
http://beconvinced.com

5. 'Good deed' fantasy.

In other news, Brother Amir was elected dictator of the World. One of his first decisions was to send the Albany crowd to rule over Argentina, best known for its....you guessed it, cattle :).

6. Eat some of my kinda food
"Amir's famous scrambled eggs" and "Amir's awesome baked chicken"



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Asim
02/10/01 at 10:34:03
Assalaamu alaikum,

1. Favourite verse/quote from the Qur'an or Hadith?
Many, hard to choose. Okay, here is one:
Quran 55:13 "Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?"
Hadith, again many but here is one:
Wonderful is the case of a believer - there is good for him in everything, and this is only for the believer. If he experiences a blessing, he is grateful to Allah - which is good for him; and if he experiences an adversity, he is patient - which is also good for him. (Muslim)

2. Hate that word/phrase/statement.
"When are you finishing your PhD?" :)

3. That was some whacky movie/book!
Most movies are whack! Indian movies, hehe, tell me the start and I will tell you exactly how the story unfolds! :)

4. Cool sites you guys ought to visit.
http://www.islaam.com
http://terraserver.microsoft.com/

5. 'Good deed' fantasy.
"...and se7en, the governor of the newly established Islamic state, appoints Asim as chief scientist and engineer and entrusts him with the responsibility of serving the Ummah through innovation in science and technology..."

6. Eat some of my kinda food
Chicken masala, masoor daal, paratha, block of ghee (:)), ichaar (pickles), dayi (salty yougurt), all drained down by lassi (yougurt like drink). Followed by mangoes! hehe, jk :) Alhamdulillah, as long as it is halal and edible it is my kinda food. Lady fingers fried with onions optimally spiced once in a while won't be bad though :)

Re: Give fun answers
Arsalan
02/10/01 at 01:47:07
Lady finger ???

It's OKRA man!!!

fobs!!!  

;)

Re: Give fun answers
Ikani
02/10/01 at 04:53:23
Assalamu alaikum,
Okra? We actually call it okro over here in Nigeria and mainly use it in preparing delicious soup that draws when you dip something into it.
Mm-mm!
Re: Give fun answers
Asim
02/10/01 at 10:42:25
Assalaamu alaikum,
[quote]Lady finger ???

It's OKRA man!!!
[/quote]
Don't argue with me! There is a big difference. Okra (or okro) is a different..um specie than lady finger although people often use the words loosely. Okra is small, almost square while lady fingers are long and thin :) They also taste different; okra is good for soups the type Ikani eats and lady fingers for my kind of stuff :)

Actually, Ikani should know about this. In Nigeria, both types were available. I also believe this distinction is made more clearly in UK.

To clear any further doubts, we actually grew lady fingers at our garden in Nigeria :)

So there!

:)
Re: Give fun answers
Kathy
02/10/01 at 12:12:23
slm
A Lady Finger is a pastry in America.
Re: Give fun answers
bhaloo
02/10/01 at 12:17:09
slm

Kathy I was thinking of the same thing and isn't it also shrimps dipped in cocktail sauce?

I wonder what Asim and Arsalan are talking about? ???
Re: Give fun answers
Ikani
02/10/01 at 18:34:24
Assalamu alaikum,
You can call 'em whatever you want, Asim. ;)
They're both called by the same name in my native lingo anyhow - the important thing is how good they taste. :)
Ground water melon seeds (outer seed coats removed first) make good soup too and..... hey, we're not here to talk only about food! :) :) :)
Re: Give fun answers
jannah
02/11/01 at 09:26:01
1. Favourite verse/quote from the Qur'an or Hadith?
Quran 2:214
Hadith Aisha and the Ras [saw] racing

2. Hate that word/phrase/statement.
"Are you married yet?"

3. That was some whacky movie/book!
- Anything on Bravo or the Independent Film Channel

4. Cool sites you guys ought to visit.
- jannah.org/tajmahal  no one visits it and i spent so much time on it :(

5. 'Good deed' fantasy.
- Some old shaikh dies and donates a billion dollars to Jannah.Org. Administrators and their satellite wireless laptops take off to warm deserted islands for extended vacation.

6. Eat some of my kinda food
- raisinettes, ice tea, biryani, afghani rice, raita, korma, chocolate covered baklava (yes they exist.. tried some in saudi ;D) & mcdonalds french fries :)


Re: Give fun answers
AbdulBasir
02/10/01 at 21:52:19
Assalamu Alaikum...

1. Favorite Ayah: tough one, I love 2:177 cuz it is a brief synopsis of the entire deen, but 5:48 beats it out just barely:

"...If Allah had willed he would have made you one nation, but that (He) may test you in what He has given you, so compete in good deeds. The return of you is to Allah, then He will inform you about that in which you used to differ."

Favorite Hadith: "How remarkable is the case of the believer! There is good for him in everything. When the believer receives any good,he is thankful to Allah, and gets a reward. And when some misfortune befalls him, he endures it patiently, for which he is also rewarded."

2. Hate that word/phrase/statement

any political doublespeak...like "weapons of mass destruction"..

3. whacky movie/book

too many to mention

4. Cool site to visit

jannah i visited your taj mahal site cuz you made us feel so bad :)...but it didn't work for some reason

http://www.learn2.com --not an Islamic site, but I think its a good one for clueless ppl like me who don't know how to do basic things...

5. Eat some of my kinda food

too many to mention...Cinnabon is one...there is little joy in this world, but I think that may be one of them...

wassalam...
Re: Give fun answers
jannah
02/10/01 at 21:54:47
wow it doesn't work in ie

hmm try this

[url]http://jannah.org/tajmahal/tajmahal.html[/url]
Re: Give fun answers
Kashif
02/10/01 at 22:06:47
1. Favourite verse/quote from the Qur'an or Hadith?

To listen to, its surah an-Najm. To recite.. too many. But i like surah al-Haaqa & surah al-Mujaadilah.. and .. and..

2. Hate that word/phrase/statement.

I've got three:
a) "Are you married then brother?"
b) (At the salesman job i have): "Brutherr, can you sort me out discaunt?"
c) "Kash, you're going bald!" [for God's sake don't you think i know that already?!]

3. Whacky Movie/Book

what does that mean?
If it means good, then religious wise the best book (aside from Qur'an and related books) is "Paradise & Hell" by Sh. Umar al-Ashqar. And fiction it has to be "Vision of the Future" by Timothy Zahn. I will not attempt to describe the quality of that book!

If whacky means terrible, then i think that *every* American sit-com is whacky. Man their jokes are sooo unfunny, its unbelievable. Its like, the character opens the door and everyone laughs like some super-funny event has happened?! And the same when he sits on the couch or opens the refrigerator,or anything.

I think Americans need to watch some proper comedy - like "Only Fools & Horses."

4. Cool sites you guys ought to visit.
- http://www.java-man.com [the islam stuff on there is quite cool - especially the class notes]
- http://www.independent.co.uk - great online site of a national broadsheet.
- http://www.islam-qa.com [i]fantastic[/i] site which i can just sit at for an hour and learn new things at.
- http://theforce.net - up-to-date news on whats happening in the SW universe.

5. 'Good deed' fantasy.
Fight alongside the Messenger Isa alaihis-salaam against the hordes of the Dajjal!

6. Eat some of my kinda food
Chicken doner from A1 Kebabish - with Coca-Cola. The lovely chicken, the smooth mayonnaise with a hint of garlic and that spicy chilli sauce! Yum! What a tasty blessing from Allah! Alhumdulillah!

Kashif
Wa Salaam

Re: Give fun answers
se7en
02/10/01 at 23:03:55

[quote] "Kash, you're going bald!" [/quote]
:o bro... should I be calling you uncle kashif? ;)
Re: Give fun answers
Nazia
02/11/01 at 13:33:30
slm,
Fav verse

"..And this day I have perfected your religion for you, completed my favor upon you, and have chosen for you, Al-Islam as your religion."
(5:4)

Hate the word/phrase/statement
"Aww man, this is SOO EASY!"

wacky/cool movie/book
The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy

cool sites you ought to visit
[url=http://www.it-is-truth.org/]This is The Truth[/url]

Good Deed Fantasy
Get $1 billion dollars and spend half of it for sponsoring children in various Muslim countries and the other half for buying some phat cars...just kidding :)  Use the other half to build schools and perhaps industry in these countries.  I also want to foster children when I get older.

Eat some of my kinda food
-Ortega Fiesta Bake! (Mexican beef dish with a layer of mexican cornbread baked right on top)
-Chicken Parmesan
-and of course: Chicken Tikka, extra spicy, with tandoori naan, and looooots of water :)


Wassalam,
Nazia

Re: Give fun answers
Kashif
02/11/01 at 13:35:54
[quote]:o bro... should I be calling you uncle kashif? ;)
[/quote]
Ho ho ho. Young people have no respect for their elders these days...

Kashif
Wa Salaam
NS
Re: Give fun answers
Ikani
02/11/01 at 17:13:07
Assalamu alaikum,
You can say that again, Kashif - I was born with strands of grey/white hair scattered amidst the black ones on my head. At least, I've seen lots of other guys with the same trait.
:)
Re: Give fun answers
SA
02/20/01 at 14:11:41
assalaamu alaikum wa rahmatullah

thought i'd revive this thread w/ my 2 cents worth.

1. Favorite verse from Qur'aan/quote from hadith:
Quran = 4:69
Hadith = Anything authentic!  One in particular:
From Saheeh Bukhari, narrated Abu Huraira:

    Allah's Apostle said, "The deeds of anyone of you will not save you (from the (Hell) Fire)." They said, "Even
    you (will not be saved by your deeds), O Allah's Apostle?" He said, "No, even I (will not be saved) unless
    and until Allah bestows His Mercy on me. Therefore, do good deeds properly, sincerely and moderately,
    and worship Allah in the forenoon and in the afternoon and during a part of the night, and always adopt a
    middle, moderate, regular course whereby you will reach your target (Paradise)."

2. Hated Words/Phrases
cuss words, "fundamentalist", "islamic terrorists", "democracy", albright, kkk, "do you wear that at home, too?"

3. Wacky movie/book
i hear that bahraini princess movie was pretty wack...other than the rest of western movies out there, most high school history text books, zionist publications/newspapers

4. Cool sites:
other than this one, there's:
www.usc.edu/dept/MSA
www.islaam.com
www.iviews.com (pray for them!)
www.qoqaz.net (pray for them all!)

5. Good deed fantasy
hmmnn...never thought abt this before, hope we all get past it into the reality of making it happen, insha'Allah!  but here's one:
opening schools for women (here and abroad) to develop skills they can use to trade/educate/etc.  establish centers for women or give them the resources to work from home...i guess the main reason for this is for the growing # of widows, single women out there.
another one would be to somehow convert all of occupied palestine to islam, including that sharon and his cabinet, all the isreali military, etc...either that or confiscate all of their weaponry & wealth, and putting international sanctions on them...heck, there are already sanctions on muslim countries (Allah is the Best of Providers)...that would be beyond fantasy, into the miracle realm.  Allah is capable of all...
and lastly (i could go on now that i'm on a roll), make footage of kashmir accessible to all.  unfortunately, it's against indian law to shoot/show footage of exactly what they're doing to the muslims in kashmir, one look would erase the image that all hindus are "peace loving" people.  

6. My kind of food
pizza and cereal (i guess i have the same taste for food as the average 6 year old).  and saunf (for you non-desi's, it's fennel seed, i prefer mine candy coated) and basboosa, too!
   
Re: Give fun answers
princess
02/20/01 at 14:21:32
1. Favourite verse/quote from the Qur'an or Hadith?
*verse* It is He who created you from a single person, and made his mate of like nature, in order that he might dwell with her in love.. (7:189)

*hadith* Mustawarid ibn Shaddad related that Rasullah (saw) said:  [i]"The value of this world in comparison to that of the Hereafter is like the water that remains sticking to your finger when dipped into the vast ocean."[/i] (Muslim) (this is 1 of my favorites :))

2. Hate that word/phrase/statement.
[i]"sure, i'll help u, just call me.."[/i] (suddenly everyone changes their phone numbers and don't have e-mail access :))

3. Whacky Movie/Book
i watched taal too!! :o TWICE (don't ask :))

4. Cool sites you guys ought to visit.
http://www.islamicaweb.com
http://www.egreetings.com
http://www.islamicity.com

5. 'Good deed' fantasy.
start *EVERYTHING* i do, with the intention to plz Allah alone [sigh] :)

6. Eat some of my kinda food
peanut butter sandwiches, cookies, chocolate, pitza, *anything* from fadi's :), chicken tikka, nihari, chicken boti, haleem, seekh kabob, shrimp biryani :), garlic bread, french toast, spanish omelet, IHOP's banana nut pancakes :)

anyways..i'll stop there..:) i don't wanna get carried away :) ma'salaam ;-D
Re: Give fun answers
Jenna
02/21/01 at 20:48:19
Assalamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatu

1. Favourite verse/quote from the Qur'an or Hadith?

The whole Surah Mai'da. It was the last Surah revealed to our beloved Prophet (saw). Of course the whole Quran is wonderful.

So many Hadiths to chose from!

2.Hate that word/phrase/statement.

 Go back to your country! (You brought me here)! lol.

3. That was some whacky movie/book!

 The Old Godzilla!!

4. Cool sites you guys ought to visit.

 www.Islam-qa.com  www.Islaam.com

5. Good deed' fantasy.

 Give food clothes to everyone in the world that needed it, and spread Islam all over the world to those who dont have it. Insha'Allah

6.  Eat some of my kinda food

 I can bake a mean peach pie and all kinds of cakes!! hehehe. Chocolate!!!! (I am a sweet fan!!)

Jenna
Re: Give fun answers
meraj
02/20/01 at 20:04:08
[slm],

1. Favourite verse/quote from the Qur'an or Hadith?
'is there any reward for good --
 other than good? then which of
 these favors f your Lord will ye
 deny?' [surah ar-Rahmaan, ayahs 60-61]

2. Hate that word/phrase/statement.
aww man theres so many :(
- hey dude.. how do you say my name in mozlem?
- so you're muzlem, huh? are ya religious?
- a/s/l?

3. That was some whacky movie/book!
- fight club... good action, but disgusting movie :(

4. Cool sites you guys ought to visit.
- http://www.jannah.org (mandatory :) )
- http://www.islamicaweb.com
- http://www.abuzubair.com/index.shtml

5. 'Good deed' fantasy.
- umm... to have my own free webhosting company and pay for domain names for muslims who want to make islamic-related websites
- to feed, clothe, and provide shelter to all the needy people of the world (especially our muslim brothers and sisters) and give dawah to those who are interested.

6. Eat some of my kinda food
- doughnuts :)
Re: Give fun answers
Ikani
02/21/01 at 04:15:05
Assalamu alaikum y'all,
I found this site rather useful (helping out with the Islamic calendar)
http://www.assirat.org/Hcal/


Re: Give fun answers
Saleema
02/24/01 at 14:35:42
1. Favourite verse/quote from the Qur'an or Hadith?

"We have made you into nations and tribes so that you may know one another, (not that you may despise one another.)"

2. Hate that word/phrase/statement.

Extremist (especially when muslims use it)

3. That was some whacky movie/book!
"There's a boy in the girl's bathroom!" (book)

4. Cool sites you guys ought to visit.
- http://www.jannah.org , www.iviews.com

5. 'Good deed' fantasy.

Do jihad in Palestine

6. Eat some of my kinda food

Pie (not pie, pie as in sweet pie, desert,) pakistani food. with water



Re: Give fun answers
Saleema
02/24/01 at 14:44:00
a/s/l?

What is that supposed to mean?
so brother kashif, are you really bald? how much?
:)

wassalam
Re: Give fun answers
meraj
02/24/01 at 14:49:56
slm,

'a/s/l' is common chat lingo which means 'age/sex/location'... its what people ask when they im you from out of nowhere... sometimes thats all they want to know... they dont even bother with a greeting.. its just 'asl?' gggggrrrrrrrr.... i hate it :(
Re: Give fun answers
Ikani
02/25/01 at 04:46:54
Assalamu alaikum,
[quote]slm,

'a/s/l' is common chat lingo which means 'age/sex/location'... its what people ask when they im you from out of nowhere... sometimes thats all they want to know... they dont even bother with a greeting.. its just 'asl?' gggggrrrrrrrr.... i hate it :([/quote]
Just tell them 'wyp' - 'what's your problem?' :)
Re: Give fun answers
meraj
02/25/01 at 07:02:38
slm,

heh... 'wyp'... good one ;-D

or you could say 'go/to/he**' ... heh, j/k ;-D
Re: Give fun answers
shadow493
02/27/01 at 16:24:15
1. Favourite verse/quote from the Qur'an or Hadith?

"In Gardens (Paradise) they will ask one another, about the sinners, "what has caused you to enter Hell?"  They (the sinners) will respond, "We were not of those who used to offer the Salat (prayers)," [Surah  Al-Muddaththir (74), Ayahs 40-43]

2. Hate that word/phrase/statement.

"yall" (one true fact about alabamians)/ id have to agree with jannah... "when are you getting married"/"are you married yet" tops my list!!

3. That was some whacky movie/book!

anything and everything i read in elementary/middle school... and some high school stuff too...

4. Cool sites you guys ought to visit.

http://www.jannah.org , http://members.home.net/shadow493

5. 'Good deed' fantasy.

Khilafa

6. Eat some of my kinda food

Nehari with a glass of orange juice and some nice naan... sorry balhoo... that tops it... (chicken tykah?! i mean comeon man... wheres the saleen!!!!) :)
Re: Give fun answers
meraj
02/27/01 at 18:18:43
[quote]Nehari with a glass of orange juice and some nice naan... sorry balhoo... that tops it... (chicken tykah?! i mean comeon man... wheres the saleen!!!!) :)[/quote]

slm,

hahaha... you desi wannabe ;-D ... just stick with your 'white rice' ;-D

heh... j/k bro.. much love... and that was an inside joke, to those of you who were wondering :)

soo... when ya gettin married dude? :)

see ya'll later ;-D
Re: Give fun answers
shadow493
02/27/01 at 20:53:46
hey man.. im half desi and half italian (nice huh?)... and about that marraige question... i would bring it up but baji (jannah) has restricted us from putting ads up... hehe ;) (psst... ask me in 2 years inshaAllah)


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