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| Humor: Dilbert's Theorem on Salary |
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| bhaloo |
| 02/24/01 at 14:35:16 |
| slm Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers, teachers, programmers, and scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following 3 postulates: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power) Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time = Money) Postulate 3: (from Physics we know): Power = Work/Time Doing some simple substitutions we find that Knowledge = Work/Time and since Time = Money, we have : Knowledge = Work/Money Solving for Money we get: Money = Work/Knowledge Thus, as Knowledge approaces zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done. Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make. Q.E.D. |
| NS |
| Re: Humor: Dilbert's Theorem on Salary |
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| BrKhalid |
| 02/24/01 at 16:00:33 |
| Asalaamu Alaikum ;-) [quote]Thus, as Knowledge approaces zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done. Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make. Q.E.D.[/quote] :D |
| Re: Humor: Dilbert's Theorem on Salary |
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| PacificBreeze |
| 02/24/01 at 16:07:14 |
| oh yeah..this is an old one :P not only that..it truly has traveled the world online..my dad's nephew on the other side of the world had fwded this to him! ;) sometimes the less you know is the higher degree you get (PhDs).. :P well some of the complaints i've heard of.. |
| Re: Humor: Dilbert's Theorem on Salary |
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| Tarar |
| 02/25/01 at 06:08:06 |
| [slm] yeah old but still gold :) wasalaam Tarar |
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