Making fun of the Christmas song....A partridge...

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Making fun of the Christmas song....A partridge...
Jenna
02/27/01 at 15:25:01
Assalamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatu


 Insha'Allah I hope that this is not offensive.....:).......

:) :) :) :) :) It made me laugh so hard!!


Jenna


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Dearest John:

I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a
pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised.

With dearest love and affection, Agnes

***

December 15th

Dearest John:

Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine,
two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift.
They are just adorable.

All my love, Agnes

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December 16th

Dear John:

Oh, aren't you the extravagant one! Now I must protest. I don't
deserve such generosity. Three french hens. They are just darling
but I must insist. You're just too kind.

Love Agnes

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December 17th

Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really! They are
beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being too
romantic.

Affectionately, Agnes

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December 18th

Dearest John:

What a surprise! Today the postman delivered five golden rings.
One for each finger. You're just impossible, but I love it.
Frankly, John, all those squawking birds were beginning to get on
my nerves.

All my love, Agnes

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December 19th

Dear John:

When I opened the door there were actually six geese-a-laying on my
front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are
huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and
I can't sleep through the racket. PLEASE STOP!

Cordially, Agnes

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December 20th

John:

What's with you and those birds???? Seven swans-a-swimming. What kind
of joke is this? There's bird do-do all over the house and they never
stop the racket. I'm a nervous wreck and I can't sleep all night.
IT'S NOT FUNNY. So stop with those birds.

Sincerely, Agnes

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December 21st

OK Buster:

I think I prefer the birds. What am I going to do with eight
maids-a-milking? It's not enough with all those birds and eight
maids-a-milking, but they had to bring their own cows. There is
poop all over the lawn and I can't move into my own house. Just
lay off me.

Ag

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December 22nd

Hey:

What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's nine pipers playing.
And do they play! They never stopped chasing those maids since they
got here yesterday morning. The cows are upset and are stepping all
over those screeching birds. No wonder they screech. What am I going
to do? The neighbors have started a petition to evict me. You'll get
yours.

From Ag

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December 23rd

You Creep!

Now there's ten ladies dancing - I don't know why I call them ladies.
Now the cows can't sleep and they've got diarrhea. My living room is
a river of poop. The commissioner of buildings has subpoenaed me to
give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned. I'm sicking the
police on you.

One who means it, Ag

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December 24th

Listen Idiot:

What's with the eleven lords a-leaping? All 234 of the birds are dead.
I hope you're satisfied, you rotten swine.

Your sworn enemy, Miss Agnes McCallister

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December 25th (From the law offices Taeker, Spedar, and Baegar)

Dear Sir:

This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers fiddling,
which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McCallister.
The destruction, of course, was total. All correspondence should come to
our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss McCallister at Happy
Dale Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight.
With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.

-Merry Christmas

Re: Making fun of the Christmas song....A partridge...
Tarar
03/01/01 at 13:13:12
Asalaam u alaikum

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 this is not offensive.....:).......



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and nice one :):)

Waslaam u alaikum

Tarar
[slm]

Hahahah man that was funny, especially the letter from the lawyer, cease and desist indeed hehe :)
Re: Making fun of the Christmas song....A partridge...
Al-Basha
03/01/01 at 19:12:42
Re: Making fun of the Christmas song....A partridge...
savannah
03/02/01 at 14:40:17
Asalaamu aleykum,

When i first saw the post i assumed it would be offensive but rest assured it is not! It is hilarious! Before i converted to Islam, i had been christian and of course celebrated Christmas and all of the songs that go with it. Don't worry it is not offensive at all and i am a sensitive person so if anyone should be offended it should be me. I am going to read it to my mum who is still Christian by the way. I know she will get a laugh out of it. I just wish i could print the joke so i could send it to a few other people who would enjoy it too. Thanks for making me smile ;-D
Re: Making fun of the Christmas song....A partridge...
Saleema
03/02/01 at 17:29:52
Assalam ualykum,

as usual, i didn't get the joke! and don't point out any spelling mistakes!

wassalam
Saleema
Re: Making fun of the Christmas song....A partridge...
Mona
03/02/01 at 17:34:52
assalamu alaikum,

Saleema, my brother didn't get it either.  I was reading the joke from home last night while he was watching a hockey game.  I laughed so much while reading the post that I almost cried.  When he enquired what the heck I was reading I asked him to come to the computer screen to read it himself. After few expressionless minutes he walked back to his couch wondering what was funny all about it...
Re: Making fun of the Christmas song....A partridge...
bhaloo
03/02/01 at 17:49:33
slm

Saleema it has to do with that song the 12 days of Christmas, the one

with a partridge in a pear tree on the 1st day of christmas.
two doves on the 2nd day
.....
four french hens 4th day
five golden rings 5th day
all the way upto the 12th day, a popular christmas song.
Re: Making fun of the Christmas song....A partridge...
Arsalan
03/02/01 at 18:01:35
[slm]

Saleema, join the club! :)

I think if you haven't heard the song (I haven't) then you won't get it.


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