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| Dogs And Computers |
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| zakk |
| 02/27/01 at 19:35:24 |
| Dogs and Computers: Same or Different? Favorite Food Dogs: kibbles Computers: bits Method used to end undesirable behavior Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper Computers: hit control-alt-delete After destruction of personal property D: dog not found C: file not found Favorite trick D: roll over C: play dead Comic-page hero D: Dogbert C: Dilbert Fun way to mess with their heads D: peanut butter on roof of mouth C: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive Consequence of virus D: replace valuable carpeting C: replace valuable data Widely ignored government mandate D: leash law C: Communications Decency Act Waste disposal tool D: pooper-scooper C: uninstaller (necessary only on Win-tel machines!) Sensitive internal procedures D: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional C: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed "one kind-of like this" once Method of marking territory D: lifting leg C: "Designed for Windows 95" Unique behavior D: lick and drag C: click-and-drag Inexplicable physical feature D: dewclaw C: scroll lock key Estimated lifespan D: 12 years C: 12 months At end of useful life D: euthanasia C: tax deduction |
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