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The Perfect Husband
Kashif
03/17/01 at 09:14:47
The Perfect Husband!

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings.  

One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

[color=black]"Hello?"[/color]

"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

[color=black]"Yes."[/color]

"Great! I am at the mall two blocks
from where you are. Just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

[color=black]"What's the price?"[/color]

"Only $1,500.00."

[color=black]"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."[/color]

"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he
gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."

[color=black]"What price did he quote you?"[/color]

"Only $60,000..."

[color=black]"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."[/color]

"Great! But before we hang up, something else..."

[color=black]"What?"[/color]

"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one  with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."

[color=black]"How much are they asking?"[/color]

"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price... and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."

[color=black]"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000."OK?"[/color]

"OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

[color=black]"Bye...I do too..."[/color]

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
Re: The Perfect Husband
BrKhalid
03/17/01 at 12:39:47
Asalaamu Alaikum ;-)

:D

You just knew it was too good to be true!!!
Re: The Perfect Husband
PacificBreeze
03/18/01 at 13:26:24
HHEEEEEEYYYY!!!!!!!!

where is he??? and is he muslim?? :)

lol jk.. ;)

siiighhhh that's def cool spouse material :) insha'Allah. :)
jkers.
Re: The Perfect Husband
Noura
03/19/01 at 00:00:49
he's not v wise financially


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