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Whats this intro?
Nazir_Ismail
03/22/01 at 06:46:42
Assalaamu-alaikum my dear brothers and sisters. I'm new here! But I know well those you wish to know, namely the great Abu Khaled! More shall be revealed as needs be. Until then we may assume, we may guess, but just remember, suspicion is not good! Abu Khaled my dear brother how are you? And whats this stuff about introduction? Do i have to introduce myself?And in what way?

Re: Whats this intro?
BrKhalid
03/22/01 at 06:57:48
Asalaamu Alaikum ;-) Welcome to the Board Br Nazir ;-) Hmmm..I suspect you know Br Abu Khaled. Does that mean he's been recruiting members to counter the Alliance? ;) Intros are there to build brotherhood and sisterhood. I don't think there are any written rules. You can be as open or vague (no names mentioned) as you want to be. Nice to have you here ;-)

Re: Whats this intro?
Nazir_Ismail
03/22/01 at 07:21:12
Walaikumu aslaam Br Khaled! Yes i actually do know Abu Khaled VERY well!!!! However i'm at a loss as to why you people seem to want to know about him so much :-) Now you may guess and assume about this brother, but assumptions usually take you down a road, which is taking you away from realising what this brother is made of! May just add, he mentioned this board to me as a place which has luvly and loving brothers and sisters, so i decied to become a regular over here. Makes a change form arguing with the Kaafirs who want to do nothing apart from put islaam down, and refuse to get into sensible discussion! But I've not been recruited to take side's ;-) OK, about me, I'm am what you want me to be, but then i may be something else. You can take me as whatever you want, but the truth will always pass you buy. Ok, ok enough of my Abu Khaled Impressions :-) I'm a 21 year old brother, of Asian origin, from the UK. I was born a muslim, and inshallah i will die a muslim! And just to Add, Abu Khaled is gona drive you up the wall if you keep trying to get him to give you an introduction! He wont do it, trust me i know!

Re: Whats this intro?
Nazir_Ismail
03/22/01 at 07:23:18
Hey how come i've got little pictures of a smiling woman wearing a hijaab on my posts?

Re: Whats this intro?
bhaloo
03/22/01 at 07:31:33
slm Welcome to the board.  Enjoy your stay here. :)

New Kid on the Block
AbuKhaled
03/22/01 at 08:49:49
Dear Brother Nazir, Wa-alaikum assalam wa rahmatullah. <Abu Khaled my dear brother how are you?> Er, I’m well alhamdulillah, jazakallahukhairun for asking. Umm, do I know you? <Yes i actually do know Abu Khaled VERY well!!!!> You do? Yikes! Since when? ??? Heck, you must do if you’ve written it in capitals. :-P <However i'm at a loss as to why you people seem to want to know about him so much> Hey! Maybe it’s cos’ I’m an all round kinda swell guy. 8-) Then again…Lol! <Hey how come i've got little pictures of a smiling woman wearing a hijaab on my posts?> It could be one of three reasons: 1. You decided to introduce yourself by revealing your feminine side first. :D 2. Maybe this Board has software functionality with P.A.S.I. (Perceptive Artificial Sensory Intelligence), which could be an amazing facility whereby the gender inclinations of a person who posts something is identified and then made known to others. Yours obviously speaks volumes about you. Maybe you can learn something from such incredible technology about yourself. ;-D 3. You ain’t figured out the smilies yet. Myself, I incline more towards 2, with a nod towards 1, for you. Now, I want you to be nice to everyone Nazir, ;-) Everyone, meet Nazir, a Brother with a wonderful sense of humour, an abundance of sincerity, unyielding enthusiasm to discuss Islam, a zest for learning about the Deen, and an all round great Brother to boot (umm, not literally mind you). Abu Khaled PS: Does that clear the debt? ;) PPS: Do I get the award for best use, and most apt implementation of smilies? Not too many, but just enough. Someone, anyone...hello? *screams as they drag him away, back to the cell:* "I'M AN ARTIST I TELL YOU!!!"

Re: Whats this intro?
Nazir_Ismail
03/22/01 at 08:50:20
Debt? What debt? I'm gona have to work out how the smiley faces work, i dont want no more smiley faces in a hijab being mixed with my posts!!!!!!! Abu Khaled, behave ok. I've got my eye on you! P.s. did you find a Hijaab to fit you?

Re: Whats this intro?
Nazir_Ismail
03/22/01 at 08:53:01
Thats it guards, take him away, lock him up in his cell. Now who's next? So Abu Khaled, what do you think brothers who wear the hijaab?

Nazir “I’m known for me hijab me” Ismial
AbuKhaled
03/22/01 at 09:07:18
<i dont want no more smiley faces in a hijab being mixed with my posts!!!!!!!> Why not? Do I sense a tinge of insecurity me ol’ budski? ;-D I think honesty is *definitely* the best policy here "bro". ;-D <Abu Khaled, behave ok.> Now now, let’s not have a domestic so soon after your foray into your Brave New World. What will all these nice people think? <I've got my eye on you!> So they tell me on zawaj.com. (I’m joking!! Sheesh!) <P.s. did you find a Hijaab to fit you?> Yeah, well, if someone wasn’t so darn possessive with his own, Mr Ismial!!! :D Oi! Go and make some new friends! That’s an order! You don’t need to hang about with me *all* the time. Abu Khaled

Re: Whats this intro?
Magableh
03/22/01 at 09:18:55
Assalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuhu! Does anyone else see the similarities here? :)  Scary!! (lol) Welcome to the board Brother Nazir! (By the way, I'm not part of the Alliance...I don't think anyone can make the "Funkmaster" reveal himself!) Wassalam, Serena

Re: Whats this intro?
Nazir_Ismail
03/22/01 at 09:46:06
SIMILARITIES? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! All this time i tried to be different, but i've turned out just like him! So you've noticed his "funkmaster" side? You ever seen him on the dance floor? Pretty good mover! Lol! Only kidding! Astagfirallah! Thank you for welcoming me here! And believe me, no matter what you do, he will not reveal anyting about himself!

Re: Whats this intro?
jannah
03/22/01 at 09:46:37
my my my isn't this revealing... plus amazing... abu khaled said "ain't" ?!

Re: Whats this intro?
Arsalan
03/22/01 at 09:58:48
[slm] Hilarious stuff! :D Welcome to the board Br. Nazir.   [quote]plus amazing... abu khaled said "ain't" ?![/quote]Exactly what I was thinking!

And it begins…
AbuKhaled
03/22/01 at 10:13:30
<my my my isn't this revealing...> Go away you. I should’ve known it wouldn’t be long before The Grand Old Dame poked her head around the corner. Nazir, meet Sister Jannah, the Pabloita Escobariyyah of the Madina Mafia. Get her on side and the Board is yours. I failed. Dismally. :-( Perhaps you, being a braver (stupid? :D) man than I would dare to venture where only Islamic Horizons have gone before *cough*. <Hilarious stuff!> Yeah, we’re a double-act, didn’t you know? ):( Allow us to entertain you. Abu Khaled PS: Lol! I just *knew* this was a bad move. :D He’s gonna reap havoc. You have been warned. PPS: Nazir, I love you man. Just be gentle with me as you tear my reputation to shreds. And whilst you're here, you might as well profit from your insider info. Make them pay you, not play you!

Re: Whats this intro?
Magableh
03/22/01 at 10:16:52
Assalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuhu! Brother Abu Khaled, "Don't player hate, participate!!" Serena :)

Re: Whats this intro?
BrKhalid
03/22/01 at 10:36:24
Asalaamu Alaikum ;-) [quote]" Don't player hate, participate!!"[/quote] lol Does that infringe the copyright? ;-) I'm not sure if the Alliance has been strengthened or weakened after today's developments ;-)

Re: Whats this intro?
Magableh
03/22/01 at 10:42:54
Assalamu Alaikum, Br. Khalid, it's different, so it shouldn't infringe on Princess' copyright. :) Besides, I already got *busted* for infringing before (I learned that lesson)....right Br. Abu Khaled????? (lol) Wa'assalam, Serena

Re: Whats this intro?
bhaloo
03/22/01 at 10:58:04
slm [quote] " Don't player hate, participate!!" lol Does that infringe the copyright? ;-) [/quote] Koi bhat nai.  Hota hai. Translation: That's ok.  It happens.

Re: Whats this intro?
meraj
03/22/01 at 14:15:12
slm, welcome aboard! enjoy your stay inshallah :) - the welcoming committee :)

Re: Whats this intro?
Saleema
03/25/01 at 18:03:10
Assalam ualykum, Abu Kahled is a girl!!!!!!!!! oh my gosh, i can't believe it. and so is Nazir_ismail, but maybe not. but i think abu khaled is a girl!!!!!!!!!! wassalam

Re: Whats this intro?
bhaloo
03/25/01 at 18:08:04
slm WHAT?!?!?!?!?  Where did you get this idea from that Abu Khaled is a girl?

Re: Whats this intro?
Saleema
03/25/01 at 18:22:40
Assalam ualykum, Because brother Nazir hinted at something. later have to go now wassalam

Re: Whats this intro?
jannah
03/25/01 at 20:58:29
I believe that was a joke.

Re: Whats this intro?
Saleema
03/26/01 at 22:14:40
Assalam ualykum, err.. i feel really stupid now. :(

Re: Whats this intro?
jannah
03/26/01 at 22:37:40
saleema :)
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