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| pakiprncess |
| 04/18/01 at 18:15:09 |
| A very beautiful woman is walking on the roof of a building when she trips and falls down. On her way down, an American man catches her. She says, "Oh thank you! You saved my life! I''ll do ANYTHING for you...!" The man says, "Okay then, sleep with me." She says, "You PIG!! NEVER!!" So he says "FINE!" and he drops her again. She's falling and screaming and further down, a German man catches her in the air from his balcony. She says, "Oh thank you. You saved me. I''ll do anything that you want..." The guy says, "Anything?! Then Fraulein, sleep with me." She replies, "Oh! You nasty pig!!! NEVER!" So the man says, "Fine!!!" and he also drops her. She's falling and thinking that it would have been better if she had agreed to sleep with one of those men and now she's going to die. Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony. She says, "Oh THANK YOU!!!! You saved my life! I''ll SLEEP with you!!" The Muslim man replies, "Astaghfirullah!" and drops her. ------------- hehe...finally a *nice* joke about muslims :) |
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| Learner |
| 04/18/01 at 18:25:10 |
[quote]*«·.¸¸. PaKi pRiDe WoRLd WiDe«·.¸¸.* [/quote] ;-D ;-D ;-D when I read that, I was laughing so much I almost dropped onto the floor! ;-D ;-D May Allah (swt) bless you pakiprncess! wlm :) |
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| Asim |
| 04/18/01 at 23:01:32 |
| Assalaamu alaikum, The story may be funny but I think it also conveys an important message: Don't ever give up the Truth when faced with hardship. The society around us tempts us all the time and we often face a lot of hardship as a result. Should we just cave in or stand firm? Wasalaam. |
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| Arsalan |
| 04/19/01 at 02:26:53 |
| Wise words from Asim! It's one of those rare days when Asim decides to post like a normal person (he's usually abnormally quiet!). That's 3 posts in a row now that I saw from him posting words of wisdom! First in response to the 201 questions in Madrasah. Then in response to Yahiya Emerick's article. And finally here ... Well said Asim! Wassalamu alaikum. |
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| pakiprncess |
| 04/19/01 at 18:28:20 |
| asalaam alaikum friends - [quote] May Allah (swt) bless you pakiprncess![/quote]hehe...... ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen ! brother asim, you are so right..maybe thats why i liked the joke so much: i admired his ability to remember Allah (SWT) throughout this struggle... |
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| Tarar |
| 04/23/01 at 00:10:04 |
| :) :) :) Pakiprincess and Arslan well said Waslaam Tarar |
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| Nazia |
| 04/23/01 at 22:20:26 |
| Assalamu Alaikum, Ok, I have no idea how this joke is funny??? I mean, why did the Muslim guy drop her again? Why didn't he just say, "I'm Muslim-I have more dignity than that" or anything?? Why did he essentially let her die? I know its just a joke, but its so goofy! *sigh* Its finals week, please make dua! :) Thanks...Wassalamu Alaikum, Nazia |
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