musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)

Madina Archives


Madinat al-Muslimeen Islamic Message Board

musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
Iranna326
04/28/01 at 21:53:00
i knew se7en and dhikr since ninth grade...
but in the fall of my junior year i came to know them as the three musketeers...(the third khathija), these were three muslimahs with a mission...a halal charlies angels (i'm charlie)you can even go so far as to say they were a noveau mod squad.
like i was saying in my junior year i was initiated into this secret soceity, with a strict diet and strange rituals and sacrifices...ok ok jus kiddin ;).  
we ended havin almost all classes together so this meant some real "QUALITY" time together.
there was all sorts of ceremonies called "galawala's" and "haus parties".
the first thing we did was set up meccah in january with a "meacca kickoff gala" (sike) a meccah kickoff party...since then we've been four rolling stones not gathering moss.  (seriously tho' they had serious progress, one of the more productive clubs a lot like natural helpers ;) )  
on many walks dhikr, khatija, and i encountered bloc bunnees, also se7vn and i had a very dangerous encounter with a pirate ship.  there were the trips to new york city, or as dhikr would say nu yoke citi!!...
i can't tell u much else (for now) or i'd have to kill you....JUST KIDDING...i can't even step on a spider w/a clear conscience...
speaking of clear consciences i should shut up now...consider yourself mildly enlightened.

p.s. look out for musketeers stories part. 2




Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
jannah
04/25/01 at 20:46:49
Warning: The above is an example of what a public schooling education can do to your child. So lookout :) :)   Crazy girls y'all better not be skipping skool like I d... errr of course I never skipped school without an extremely important reason ahem... ;)
Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
Iranna326
04/25/01 at 21:06:46
;) sssssuuurrrrreeeee Jannah.....i get you
Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
Arsalan
04/26/01 at 02:08:02
[slm]

[quote]consider yourself mildly enlightened[/quote]

Mildly enlightened???

More like ... hopelessly confused!!!

I only understood about 10% of that post!?

Arshad, perhaps you can translate some of that (?)
Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
dhikr
04/26/01 at 11:36:35
bluc buneeee!!!:)

tibet u forgot to mention the "abercrombie ad"
and at our stupid gym classes where we walk around the track, we gave each other names of countires or just places anyways:
  iranna=tibet
  se7en= shanghai
  razia=venice
  khathija= since we couldnt think of anythign else, she got addis abbaba:)
dont ask, were nuts arsalan
and jannah, we skip just as much as u do, so ;) if u wanna reveal anythign by now, confessions , anythign?
and about the nu yoke city thing., i started "singing" that all the way up there ont he bus trip and it was so funny to see se7en aggravation building up:) hilarious, wish all of u cuda seen that one,

salaam
razia
and jannah, im not skipping skool, at teh amc library , so;p
Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
se7en
04/26/01 at 13:56:00
[quote]these were three muslimahs with a mission...a halal charlies angels (i'm charlie) [/quote]

:o that made me laugh *so* hard iranna... :)


Here's a story y'all can understand:

One time for meccah we had some college students come in and speak.  there was this one brother who did an excellent job, and a lot of the students went up to speak to him and thank him for coming.

so afterwards when were cleaning up, iranna realizes something and goes "oh my god! I can't believe I just did that!"

Turns out iranna went up to the brother, introduced herself, and then stuck her hand out for the brother to shake... the poor brother shook her hand, probably because he didn't want her to be offended..

we were like "oooohhhhh, that's why the brother was acting all weird... and left so quickly..."

It was so funny...hahahah...iranna felt so guilty... we still tease her about it, we're like "hey are you sure you don't want to shake that guy's hand" hahaha ;)



As for the trip to nyc... that was seriously craaaaaazzzzzyyyy :)  probably one of the best times of my life :)

And it was a learning experience too, Lesson #1: Never share a bus with a bunch of fobby dudes.  EVER.  (Remember the dude with the frosted tips?  "sister you need a ride to jummah?" )  

those were the days..  remember our whole "so how's your spiritual journey going?" :)

Let me clear my throat...  ;)

I love you guys :)

wasalaamu alaykum.


ps - dhikr don't mess with me... I know too much about you... (remember the afghani car incident before you say *anything*)  
Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
Iranna326
04/26/01 at 14:34:19
se7en ur one to talk...
what about the time u were "disorientated" on new scotland...
Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
Khathija
04/26/01 at 14:46:02
[slm]
 if there is one inside joke that we like it's got to be JOHNNY BRAVO ;) i think i have talked about the johnny bravo theroy with iranna sooo many times :)
Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
Laboogie
04/26/01 at 15:18:12


ok, like let me find out you guys got your own little thread going on here.

Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
jannah
04/26/01 at 15:21:06
i know how rude! it's all about se7en se7en se7en!!! what about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeee

Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
bhaloo
04/26/01 at 15:24:32
slm

[quote]
Arshad, perhaps you can translate some of that (?)[/quote]

Sounds like they basically chilled, had a blast hanging out, and went to NYC quite a bit (ditching school at times).  That Meccah thing is basically like a MSA at the high school level.

So, how's Burger King these days? ;)

I had no idea Jannah ditched classes as well, and now this behavior has been transferred to the younger Albanians who look up to Jannah as a pillar of their community.  Jannah you really can't blame them, after all they want to be just like you.  :)

Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
Iranna326
04/26/01 at 16:10:11
jannah well i could always speak about your physics fun day experience or about double-o seven(not to be confused with se7en)
:P by the way when i said "quality" time i didn't mean we cut classes...us never ;)

p.s. how do u do the hijabi smiley face?
:)
Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
dhikr
04/26/01 at 18:44:37
i kno jannah, whatsoever are u talkin abt , all we wanna do is be just like u, we only skip classes if u did,  :)and jannah, dont forget to mention that u came with us on the nyc trip and i think u forgot to mention where u took us, does tickets to a certain place where we left ur brother behind sound familiar, im not sure if u want me mentioning that to the whole world :)
and guys, u just gotta somewhat explain the inside jokes ...only if u want hahahaha :p (thats for u laboogie)

all of u , can i ask u something, if uve lived in the same city for 17 yrs of ur life, and driven all over abt a few bajillion times, if u took a walk abt 4 blocks down, would u get lost, or "disoriented" as se7en calls it? se7en i think u wanna finish the story.dont worry i make fun of the ppl i love the most.

i was wonderin what other high school memories other ppl had on this msg board., anyone like to share? any suggestions for a senior prank(s)?

Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
Iranna326
04/26/01 at 20:27:11
oh my goodness i forgot about the johnny bravo theory...i'm gonna publish sumpin' to prove if its true...
Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
jannah
04/26/01 at 22:49:36
[slm]
wow i forgot these ppl have the skinny on alot of things .. err... umm to protect my image we'll just sorta uh delete this thread.. yeahhhhh that's it!!

or better yet the Albanyia mafia will just band together and we'll have a don't ask, don't tell policy :)

anyone remember the 10 fingers game -- oh my God... let's keep that all to ourselves aiite!!!

for anyone who would like an ...interesting game to play try this one:

everyone holds up 10 fingers and everyone takes turns saying "I never...."   like "I never jumped out of an airplane"  and if someone has actually done that they put a finger down.  This game can get you in a lot of trouble so keep it halal :P
Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
Iranna326
04/27/01 at 09:22:10
jannah one of these days were gonna have to rent the thomas crown affair lol
anyway i won't mention who was out first in the "i never" game...
seriously tho we need senior pranks....
Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
Saleema
04/27/01 at 11:48:55
[slm]

this was the last thread that i read last night before going to sleep and I dreamt about a senior prank that was pulled on me! :) It was such a weird dream. But anyway in the dream I have this new van that i buy and take to high school which is at our mosque by the way. And i come back to get in my park and someone painted pictures on my car. I was angry. to make a long dream short i finally figured out who did it. I shove the girl and told her that she better clean it up and so she does. Then I wake up. That was a nightmare--Back in high school!

Our class's senior prank was really dumb. A bunch of guys got together and bought about 30 dollars worth of toilet paper probably and did a nice job decorating the trees and the front of the school. So please, nothing with toilet paper. That's so lame.

[wlm]
Saleema
Piercing Revelations?
AbuKhaled
04/27/01 at 12:02:21
O Mr Brosnan, wherefore art thou?

*guffaw* :D
y'all are goin doowwwwnnnnnnnnn...
se7en
04/27/01 at 15:02:00
[quote]what about the time u were "disorientated" on new scotland... [/quote]
[quote]all of u , can i ask u something, if uve lived in the same city for 17 yrs of ur life, and driven all over abt a few bajillion times, if u took a walk abt 4 blocks down, would u get lost, or "disoriented" as se7en calls it? se7en i think u wanna finish the story.dont worry i make fun of the ppl i love the most.[/quote]

IT WAS NOT FOUR BLOCKS FROM MY HOUSE.  it was like maybe five, at the least.  And I was not lost.. just confused maybe for a little bit, a little disoriented.  And I'm not a guy, I asked for directions and I found my way home eventually... and all of you who know the rest of the story better plead the fifth if anyone asks..

[quote]it's all about se7en se7en se7en!!! what about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeee[/quote]
WHAT! !?" the typical response after I'm introduced to someone: "wow, you're Jannah.Org's SISTER!?"

recently it's been: "you're jannah *and* gladiator's sister!  wow, you're so lucky.."  

Yeah sure.  If you knew what *I* know.. :P


dhikr: "Thy! were born with the strong mind to accomplish thou vision"

Sound familiar? 8-)  Yeah that's right, I saved that email.  Don't mess...

iranna: "ssss...alex"

don't mess with me.. ;-D

and in case y'all haven't noticed, this is a *public* forum... so only say what you want the entire world to know about you or your friends aiite..
Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
BrKhalid
04/27/01 at 17:51:41
Asalaamu Alaikum ;-)

Warning : Bad pun ahead!!!

[quote]O Mr Brosnan, wherefore art thou?
[/quote]

Huh? Was that a double-O se7en joke?


Iranna nice to have you on board even though I still can't understand half the stuff you guys post in this thread ;-)
Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
dhikr
04/27/01 at 20:36:15
i would like to relate a story to all of u, concerning our very dear sister jannah! i love her, u love her, heck everyone does,

time: a few years ago
place: suny msa meeting, surprise graduation party for sr.jannah,
who: a hilariously oblivious brother
well as we all know how dedicated sr.jannah is to her deen esp pertaining to the msa of suny albany. were are all so proud and thankful for u sr.jannah, and this one brother who had worked with her in the msa,well he went up to make an inspirational speech. and indeed it was inspirational, so inspirational that i wished i recorded it:)  he starts talking abt how awesome jannah is and all, then he goes " sr.jannah is just like a ... to me" now what do u think ... means ?we  would all say somethign like a sister to me or somethign. but the brother goes " jannah is just like a MOTHER to me" i busrt out laffin soo hard, i almost started crying, it was hilarious!!!!

every now and then i would anonymously sign her guest book, say " ur just like a mother to me:)

we all love ya lots
salaaam
razia
ps. se7en, i cant beleive you still have that, by hook and by crook se7en:)
Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
jannah
04/28/01 at 01:06:17
dhikr you are so a dead woman!!!! did you have to bring that up!!! next thing you know OBA will be quoting that in the Islamic Horizons with his other quotes!!

ACK it's hard being me... :o

and it's going to be even harder being you guys if you don't BE QUIET ! ):( don't make me muzzle your madina accounts!!!
Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
Laboogie
04/28/01 at 08:45:32
oh Jannah, that was toooooo funny.
You got her alright dhikr, that was a good one.

[quote]it's all about se7en se7en se7en!!! what about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeee[/quote]
[quote]WHAT! !?" the typical response after I'm introduced to someone: "wow, you're Jannah.Org's SISTER!?"

recently it's been: "you're jannah *and* gladiator's sister!  wow, you're so lucky.."  

Yeah sure.  If you knew what *I* know.. :P[/quote]

I have to agree with se7en, I have witnessed it, I think I've done it before( sorry ma){you know you the bomb}. My question is how can people be like"you're Jannah.org's sister" it sounds to crazy, yeah my sister is a website.



***Keep the jokes coming, I'm having a blast...especially those about sis. jannah (luv ya, LOL
Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
Iranna326
04/28/01 at 21:56:05
sr. jannah is just like a mother to me....LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
LOL LOL
ok i'm done laughin' u never said who was out first in the "i neva"
game....what was that question again....?

(jannah begins to sweat) lollol
(don't worry it's all halal)

sorry br.khalid i can't elaborate on the inside jokes...a lot of us would be in trouble...and i do mean "US"

i should devote part 2 to the brothers at albany high....

should i...?

let's vote on it!!!


p.s.
hahahaha

Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
jannah
04/30/01 at 23:09:41
now that we're done with lets-make-fun-of-all-the-embarassing-peculiar-downright-freak-magnet-events-in-jannah's-life  weekend...(let's not stretch it to a 3 day holiday aiite)...go ahead and give us the lowdown on someone else!! ;-D

hey did u ever notice D-; looks kinda like a tulip sideways!
Re: musketeer stories part. 1 (inside jokes)
Adi28
05/01/01 at 08:42:40
Salaam,

 Hey guys i remeber that 10 finger game!! wow i also remeber who had the most fingers down *cough*jannah*Cough* wow its seems i getting a cold! ;)


Individual posts do not necessarily reflect the views of Jannah.org, Islam, or all Muslims. All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective owners. Comments are owned by the poster and may not be used without consent of the author.
The rest © Jannah.Org