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A Womens Metophor |
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Jenna |
04/27/01 at 06:32:20 |
Additions to the periodic table of chemical elements Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don't even go there) Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at any thing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful wealth reducing agent known. Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. Jenna :) :) :) |
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nehar |
04/27/01 at 19:38:40 |
lol |
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Lisha |
04/28/01 at 16:47:21 |
hehehehehe dats funny, i wish my chemistry lessons were more detailed like so! lol take care |
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Mahmoodah |
04/28/01 at 19:23:32 |
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! i reallly liked that 1!!! |
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