A Womens Metophor

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A Womens Metophor
Jenna
04/27/01 at 06:32:20



Additions to the periodic table of chemical
elements

  Element Name: WOMAN
  Symbol: WO
  Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)

  Physical properties:  Generally round in form.
Boils at any thing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated
  properly. Very bitter if mishandled.

  Chemical properties:  Very active. Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious
  stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great
  amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next
  to a shinier specimen.

  Usage:  Highly ornamental. An extremely good
catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful
wealth reducing agent known.

  Caution:  Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.


Jenna :) :) :)
Re: A Womens Metophor
nehar
04/27/01 at 19:38:40
lol
Re: A Womens Metophor
Lisha
04/28/01 at 16:47:21
hehehehehe
dats funny, i wish my chemistry lessons were more detailed like so!
lol
take care
Re: A Womens Metophor
Mahmoodah
04/28/01 at 19:23:32
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
i reallly liked that 1!!!


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