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Things 2 Ponder.........
Jenna
04/30/01 at 16:51:53
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. hahahaha

How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest,
but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? hahahaha

If it was only a 3 hour cruise, why did MRS. HOWELL have so many clothes.

Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it's made out of BEEF?

Why does SOUR CREAM have an Expiration date?What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

If "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro"....then what is the opposite of PROGRESS?Why is

LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients....
but DISH WASHING LIQUID comtains real lemons?

How much deeper would the ocean be, if SPONGES didn't grow in it?

Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

Why do we wash BATH TOWELS-aren't we clean when we use them?

Why do we put SUITS in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?

Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it? hahaha

What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation? hahahah

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow,
only to be troubled and insecure? hahaa

What's another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? hahaha

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the cop arrests a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? hahahahah

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Re: Things 2 Ponder.........
Mahmoodah
04/30/01 at 18:02:53
salam

i liked that!!!

wa-salam
Re: Things 2 Ponder.........
Anik
05/01/01 at 00:53:03

A.A.

yeah good one!

btw, hamburger is from Germany, I believe, form Hamburg, Germany

i like the one about the hostage. A.A. anik,.
Re: Things 2 Ponder.........
Anik
05/01/01 at 00:54:19

A.A.

yeah good one!

btw, hamburger is from Germany, I believe, form Hamburg, Germany

i like the one about the hostage. A.A. anik,.
Re: Things 2 Ponder.........
nehar
05/01/01 at 07:16:11
[SLM]

lol, where did u get dat from?

[wlm]

nehar
Re: Things 2 Ponder.........
Mahmoodah
05/01/01 at 12:46:08
salam
jenna sis pleeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz don't tell nehar where u got that from, she'll go hyper n get all xited!!!!
i bet shez seht this to all her friendz!!!
Re: Things 2 Ponder.........
Jenna
05/01/01 at 16:34:01
LOOOOOOOOL!!!!


:) :) :) :)


I found it somewhere! I ferget!?!?!?


Jenna
Re: Things 2 Ponder.........
kiwi25
05/01/01 at 21:03:40
salam,

hahahahaha i really liked that, the first was good and so was teh hostage one, wasalam nouha:)
NS


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