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The Perfect Employee!
Tarar
05/06/01 at 12:22:47
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Some of you might have heard this before, i found this nice

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be 12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

[wlm]

Tarar
Re: The Perfect Employee!
Lisha
05/08/01 at 13:19:27
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That was funny ;)
:) :) :)
Re: The Perfect Employee!
jehad
05/08/01 at 13:28:01
(smile)
Re: The Perfect Employee!
Mahmoodah
05/08/01 at 17:44:17
salam,
heheheheheee!!!
Re: The Perfect Employee!
pakiprncess
05/08/01 at 18:04:39
HEY!

why does bob sound like a certain pakiprncess?

(uh oh, theyre on to me!)


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