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Slang 103
BrKhalid
05/20/01 at 15:36:49
Asalaamu Alaikum ;-)

Okay following on from Sr se7en’s Slang 101 and Br Arsalan’s Slang 102, I present to you Cockney Rhyming Slang 103 ;-)


Please translate and feel free to give examples if you so wish:

Apples and Pears

April Showers

Arthur Ashe

Ayrton Senna

China Plate

Donkey's Ears

Weston-Super-Mare

Yabba-Dabba-Doo

You and Me


For extra credit, please translate the following:

"Got to my mickey, found me way up the apples, put on me whistle and the bloody dog went. It was me trouble telling me to fetch the teapots."
Re: Slang 103
eleanor
05/20/01 at 20:01:59
whooops...

I haven't been watching Eastenders in years! I haven't a clue Brother! Nice one!

wasalaam
eleanor
Re: Slang 103
Ali
05/21/01 at 16:52:19
assalam alaikum,

Donkey's Ears: years

For extra credit, please translate the following:

"Got to my mickey, found me way up the apples, put on me whistle and the bloody dog went. It was me trouble telling me to fetch the teapots."

whistle and flute: suit

dog - dog and bone: phone

speak da qveen's english, innit?

salam wa rahmat'Allah
Re: Slang 103
BrKhalid
05/21/01 at 18:45:58
Asalaamu Alaikum ;-)

[quote]Donkey's Ears: years

whistle and flute: suit

dog - dog and bone: phone[/quote]


I'm impressed Br Ali

You sure you don't come from East London? ;)
Re: Slang 103
Ali
05/21/01 at 18:52:50
assalam alaikum,

"Got to my mickey, found me way up the apples, put on me whistle and the bloody dog went. It was me trouble telling me to fetch the teapots."

trouble must mean wife! surprised i missed that one.
no I live in the west end, but i know some eastenders.

salam wa rahmat'Allah

some guesses:
Apples and Pears: stairs? (doubt it)
April Showers: flowers?
China Plate: friend?

Re: Slang 103
BrKhalid
05/22/01 at 12:36:19
Asalaamu Alaikum ;-)

[quote]Apples and Pears: stairs? (doubt it)
April Showers: flowers?
China Plate: friend?[/quote]

Yes all right again!!

Actually China Plate is mate but we'll cut you some slack ;-)

Re: Slang 103
humble_muslim
05/22/01 at 13:12:19
AA

Trouble = Trouble and strife = wife
NS
Slang 103 Answers
BrKhalid
05/25/01 at 19:41:33
Asalaamu Alaikum ;-)

Okay here's a full run down of the answers:

Apples and Pears

Stairs

Get yourself up the apples and pears.


April Showers

Flowers

I forgot it was my anniversary, so I picked some aprils on the way home.


Arthur Ashe

Cash

That blokes not short of Arthur


Ayrton Senna

Tenner (10 pound note)

'ere, lend us an aryton me old china


China Plate

Mate

How are you, my old china?


Donkey's Ears

Years

Ain't seen you in donkeys mate.


Weston-Super-Mare

Nightmare

Went for an interview yesterday - it was a total Weston-Super [Weston Super Mare is the main coastal resort of North Somerset]

Yabba-Dabba-Doo

Shoes

Nice pair of yabba’s mate


You and Me

Tea

Fancy a cup of you and me?


For extra credit, please translate the following:

"Got to my mickey, found me way up the apples, put on me whistle and the bloody dog went. It was me trouble telling me to fetch the teapots."

[color=Blue]"Got to my house (mickey mouse), found my way up the stairs (apples and pears), put on my suit (whistle and flute) when the phone (dog and bone) rang. It was my wife (trouble and strife) telling me to get the kids (teapot lids)."[/color]


I hope that's helped clear up a few issues for you all ;-)




Re: Slang 103
nehar
05/26/01 at 21:49:15
[slm]

man, i'll neva understand u cockney!!!

every time i go 2 london i just cant stop laffin, u guys talk like farmers, lol

[wlm]

Nehar
Re: Slang 103
slime
06/25/01 at 19:33:44
lol. once i had a stopover in london for 14 hours! so while i was there, i was listening to people talking, and soon i caught the accent! *sips tea*
Re: Slang 103
Mahmoodah
06/26/01 at 02:54:00
lol,
ok cockney is just out 4 me, can't understand a word, jus like sr nehar, i hav to just laff:)

wa-salam


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