Madinat al-Muslimeen Islamic Message Board
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| Learner |
| 05/29/01 at 22:33:16 |
| slm ;-) The following sentences were taken from actual letters received by the Illinois Welfare Department in application for financial support: # I am forwarding a marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, one died, which are baptised on a half piece of paper. # I am writing the Welfare Department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get the money. # Mrs. Jones has had no clothes for a year, and has been visited regularly by the preacher. # I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why? # I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead. # This my eighth child. What are you going to do about it? # Please find out for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am living with can't eat or do anything until he knows. # I am very annoyed to find out you branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie, as I was married a week before he was born. # I answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing 10 pounds. I hope this is satisfactory. # I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 5 children, one of which is a mistake as you can see. # My husband got his project cut off two weeks ago, and I haven't had my relief since. # Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an immorral life. # You changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make a difference? # I have no children yet as my husband is a truck driver and works day and night. # In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope. wlm :) |
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| nehar |
| 05/29/01 at 22:48:14 |
| lol |
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| siddiqui |
| 05/29/01 at 22:48:54 |
| asslam alikum i laughed a lot thank you for making my day jazakallah wsalaam |
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| Mary |
| 05/30/01 at 10:10:10 |
| Oh that was too funny. I love it when I sit here all by myself and lol. |
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| Barr |
| 05/30/01 at 10:33:20 |
| Assalamu'alaikum... A retired old man came over to our office, asking for financial assistance... reason? I'm old and retired and I have 3 young children (all below 4 years old) from my 2nd marriage. U're divorced? Yes. So, why do U marry, knowing that U won't be able to afford a new family? 'coz, I wanna show to my ex-wife, that I can still marry a virgin. ============== Seriously... this happens in our community.. and this is no joke. wallahua'lam |
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