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| Romance Mathematics |
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| Anonymous |
| 06/03/01 at 22:38:08 |
| ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATHS A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. MEMORY Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. APPEARANCE Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |
| Re: Romance Mathematics |
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| eleanor |
| 06/04/01 at 04:59:14 |
[quote]Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. [/quote] LOL ....- you should see my husband after he gets up in the morning. Or any of my brothers. I have yet to see a man for whom this is true and I probably never will...or should I say hopefully never will, since I don't want to see any men waking up who aren't my husband or my brothers. ;-D wasalaam eleanor |
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| Hadid |
| 06/04/01 at 12:21:32 |
| i've seen it before ... but still .... i'm wondering ... there isn't any resistance except from Eleanor. [quote] ... I don't want to see any men waking up who aren't my husband or my brothers. [/quote] ehem ... i feel sorry for your son(s). ;-) *thisisbad* |
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| eleanor |
| 06/04/01 at 13:38:25 |
| slm Don't have any yet!! And they'll always be "boys" in my eyes Insha Allah when I have them. :) :) :) I was going to resist against the smart man + dumb woman one but then I realised it wasn't worth it. I mean I'm sure it's all just a joke anyway... let someone else rant for a change! wasalaam eleanor |
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| chachi |
| 06/07/01 at 18:10:35 |
i never look at myself in the morning cause i sleep in the dark ,use a electric razor and keep my hair trimmed in a crewcut so there! :) |
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| Mahmoodah |
| 06/08/01 at 14:32:20 |
| SALAM, nav hav n neva wanna c men in the morin, but about women, i think they look beta in da mornin wen they've just woke up, rather then in the afternoon!!! wa-salam |
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