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| Anonymous |
| 06/08/01 at 01:38:55 |
| message = >HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? >SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!! > >HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? >SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!! > >HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? >SHE: I must've been given your share!!! > >HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? >SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! > >HE: Your face must turn a few heads! >SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!! > >HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out! >SHE: Okay, get out!!! > >HE: I think I could make you very happy >SHE: Why? Are you leaving? > >HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? >SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!! > >HE: Can I have your name? >SHE: Why, don't you already have one? > >HE: Shall we go and see a film? >SHE: I've already seen it!!! > >HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together? >SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!! > >Man: Where have you been all my life? >Woman: Hiding from you. > >Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? >Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. > >Man: Is this seat empty? >Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. > >Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. >Woman: But would you stay there? > >Man: Where have you been all my life? >Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. > >Man: You must be tired coz you've running through my mind all day. >Woman: you're just plain tired!!! |
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