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it works!!!! theres still hope for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shadow493
06/14/01 at 11:51:42
[slm]

wasting my last 30 minutes of work and trying to reach the status of the Madinah Geek (inshaAllah, its my dream, sniff) i shall post this post where the posting must be posted...

as an introduction... there is still hope for us "bill gates" out there... and its explains easily in this finding:

[u]Dilberts Work Theory[/u]
We have to start off with the following postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power
2. Time is Money and as every engineer knows,
3. Power is Work over Time.

So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of wisdom,
we get:


         Knowledge = Power    [sub](1)[/sub]
         Time = Money         [sub](2)[/sub]
         Power = Work/Time    [sub](3)[/sub]

Now, lets do a few simple substitutions:

         Put Work/Time in for Power in equation (1), which yields:
         Kowledge = Work/Time  [sub](4)[/sub]

         Put Money in for Time into equation (4), which yields:
         Knowledge = Work/Money[sub](5)[/sub].

Now we've got something.  Expanding back into English, we get:

         Knowledge equals Work over Money.

What this MEANS is that:

         1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do, and/or
         2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.

         Solving for Money, we get:

         Money = Work/Knowledge  [sub](6)[/sub]
         Money equals Work Over Knowledge.

From equation (6) we see that as  Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches 0, regardless of the Work done.

         What THIS MEANS is:

         The More you Make, the Less you Know.

         Solving for Work, we get

         Work = Money * Knowledge  [sub](7)[/sub]
         Work equals Money times Knowledge

From equation (7) we see that Work approaches 0 as Knowledge approaches 0.

hope this helps... :) :)

[wlm]

ala adami
Re: it works!!!! theres still hope for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
meraj
06/14/01 at 13:33:01
slm,

you dork.. stop your wishful thinking and get back to work.. that printer over there looks like it needs some paper... ;-D
Re: it works!!!! theres still hope for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lisha
06/14/01 at 13:36:02
slm,
[quote]you dork.. stop your wishful thinking and get back to work.. that printer over there looks like it needs some paper... ;-D[/quote]
Man sum 1's bossy here;)

w'salaam
Re: it works!!!! theres still hope for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shadow493
06/14/01 at 13:40:23
sniff sniff... i knowww... hes always like this to me... but i always remember allah (swt) answers the dua's of the one who is being opressed :D
Re: it works!!!! theres still hope for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
meraj
06/14/01 at 13:46:59
slm,

quit your sniffling.. im not the one who's paying you.. i just keep you in check ;)
Re: it works!!!! theres still hope for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mahmoodah
06/14/01 at 14:51:43

[quote]slm,

quit your sniffling.. im not the one who's paying you.. i just keep you in check ;)[/quote]

salam,
sum1z in a REAL mean mood!!!
bro b abit more polite, ur makin sum1 cry!!
:)

wa-salam
Re: it works!!!! theres still hope for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
meraj
06/14/01 at 16:01:53
slm,

mahmooda and lisha, iz all good.. adami is my friend.. he knows im jus joking, right adami? ;) now get back to work! ;-D
Re: it works!!!! theres still hope for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lisha
06/14/01 at 16:22:51
slm
[quote]mahmooda and lisha, iz all good.. adami is my friend.. he knows im jus joking, right adami? ;) now get back to work! ;-D[/quote]
Hmmm,
Br. Meeraj i was kiddin 2!!!
Ne ways q admit ur his friend & friends r there 2 do each others work 4 them, so get 2 work bro lol;)
(ok i'm just in a mean mood, as usual)!!!

w'salaam
Re: it works!!!! theres still hope for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shadow493
06/14/01 at 17:21:41
[slm]

okay guys off the topic... we're not realizing how awesome this formula is ;)
Re: it works!!!! theres still hope for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nazia
06/14/01 at 21:03:32
slm,

Adami..you have collette's old job don't you???  That was a tight set up she had..i hung out with her at work one day, cool place to work!

Wassalam!
Nazia
Re: it works!!!! theres still hope for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shadow493
06/15/01 at 01:23:51
[slm]

o fellow north alabamian... salaams! :)
yes i have collettes old job... omg... u shouldve seen her when i told her i got engaged... she screamed... and everybody there just started to look at us... ???
hehe
shes a funny girl mashaAllah :D

[wlm]

adami
Re: it works!!!! theres still hope for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mahmoodah
06/15/01 at 19:25:28

[quote]slm,

mahmooda and lisha, iz all good.. adami is my friend.. he knows im jus joking, right adami? ;) now get back to work! ;-D[/quote]

salam,

yea, we all do that to our mates, but hav u eva heard of sarcasm???

wa-salam


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