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Top Ten Reasons why Brothers don't wear a Kufi...
admin
08/18/01 at 03:19:11
Here're tonight's Top Ten Reasons
why Brothers don't wear a Kufi...

..............Drumroll Please....

Number TEN:

" Kufi? you mean a turban?? No man, that ain't
me, I ain't no sikh!"

Number 9INE:

" It's not Fardz, I don't hafta wear a kufi,
You see all the trouble the sisters get into
for wearing a hijab in public!!! No way, that
ain't Me, I ain't no Hijabi!"

Number 8IGHT:

" Kufi? Hunh? WhoAmI? The UN Secretary General!"

Number 7EVEN:

" KUFI?"
" Some head gear. S'posed t'be good for ya "
" You gonna wear it? "
" No I ain't gonna wear it, YOU wear it!"
" You wear it!"
" Hey, Let's get Mikey! he won't wear it, Mikey
hates everything!"
" Yeah, Mikey....!

..."He's wearing it! He's Wearing it..!!"

Number 6IX:

" Wear a Kufi? Like, on my...HEAD? I don't hear
no adhan."

The number 5IVE reason Brothers don't wear a
Kufi in Public:

" With all this Gel in my hair, Once on, the
Kufi may not be able to come off!! "

Number 4OUR:

" Kufi? Who makes those? Nike or Adidas? "

Swooosh...! Number 3HREE:

" What! and lose my Bah'ai girlfriend just
before the Prom, are you nuts!!?! "

The Number 2WO Reason:

" ...But...I'm BALD. "

And the number ONE reason
Why Brother's Don't Wear a Kufi in public...

"...My beard already has some red in it. "


Okay,
There we go,
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Daoud Letterman


Re: Top Ten Reasons why Brothers don't wear a Kufi...
admin
08/18/01 at 03:24:17
What is kufi?Wassalam
[hr]
AsalamAlayKum,

Kufi is a muslim word for those hats
that muslim men wear.

As compared with Hijab which muslim
men do NOT wear.

Not even those brothers in the San
Francisco Bay area.

In Indo-Pakistan culture, muslims call
this a 'topi' pronounced 'toh-pee'.

One day there will be a top ten reasons
to wear a topi. Today is not that day.

Salam,
your bro in T.O.

HiMY.

I'm not wearing at Kufi at the moment
But I wear one on TV.
Ask Mikey.
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Gee, Daoud Letterman sounds an awful lot like Superhimy...;)
Re: Top Ten Reasons why Brothers don't wear a Kufi...
meraj
08/18/01 at 17:58:31
slm,

[quote] Number 7EVEN:

" KUFI?"
" Some head gear. S'posed t'be good for ya "
" You gonna wear it? "
" No I ain't gonna wear it, YOU wear it!"
" You wear it!"
" Hey, Let's get Mikey! he won't wear it, Mikey
hates everything!"
" Yeah, Mikey....!

..."He's wearing it! He's Wearing it..!!"

...

Okay,
There we go,
Next up on the Daoud Letterman Show,
Viewer Mail...[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... oh man thats hilarious! who came up with this?! ;-D
hahahahahhahah..
princess
08/21/01 at 09:54:23
as'salaamualikum ;-D

[quote]Number TEN:

" Kufi? you mean a turban?? No man, that ain't
me, I ain't no sikh!"

The Number 2WO Reason:

" ...But...I'm BALD. "[/quote]

hahaahahahahah..oh man..this is the funniest thing in a long time :) super thanks to "daoud letterman" for sharing this :) feamanAllah ;-D


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