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The three rules of married women...
Kashif
08/29/01 at 05:28:43
well two actually.. cos the third one i'm not going to write:

#1. Don't let him have any extra money otherwise he may consider taking a second wife.

#2 Feed him fattening foods so that no other sister will consider marrying him.
Re: The three rules of married women...
zanfaz
08/29/01 at 05:11:16
[slm]

very funny, kashif :). Shouldn't this thread be there in Akhwat ????

Re: The three rules of married women...
Saleema
08/29/01 at 13:11:46
[slm]

Out with the third one now!! That's an order and you are not allowed to disobey me.

If you have not become too feminized then you would have the guts to post it.

[wlm]
Re: The three rules of married women...
jannah
08/29/01 at 13:23:35
wlm,

wow i wonder what the third one was?
Re: The three rules of married women...
kiwi25
08/29/01 at 14:42:26
salam,

hahah that was funny, im thinking the third one is sexual, so he most probably wont post,

wasalam
nouha:)
Re: The three rules of married women...
tq
08/29/01 at 21:00:59
Assalamo elikuim
"
#1. Don't let him have any extra money otherwise he may consider taking a second wife.  "


Well, Actually in my case it would be stocks( specially the ones which are going down and down)

Wasalam
tq



oh brother..
princess
08/31/01 at 16:47:42
walikumas'salaam warahmatullah ;-D

[quote]#2 Feed him fattening foods so that no other sister will consider marrying him.[/quote]

then i wouldn't be attracted to him..so like that wouldn't work :) feamanAllah ;-D
Re: oh brother..
Lisha
09/02/01 at 08:35:02
[quote]#2 Feed him fattening foods so that no other sister will consider marrying him.[/quote]slm,

Nah, use reverse phychology, (tell him he can hav lots of wifes if he can afford u;)
ppl say men r like kids (so reverse phychology should work, right???;))

cum on brother kash!!!.. spit out that third rule:)

take care,
w'salaam

Re: The three rules of married women...
Learner
09/01/01 at 09:40:48
[i]"cum on sister kash!!!.. spit out tht third rule"[/i]


Now that's funny!   ;-D



Re: The three rules of married women...
Saleema
09/01/01 at 22:11:23
sister kash

lol

:D

poor brother kash is not a sister.

[wlm]
Re: The three rules of married women...
bhaloo
09/02/01 at 00:28:08
slm

Arsalan has been called a sister as well on this board, and someone asked me a question in email and addressed me in that email as sister Arshad.

So you guys call him Kash, huh?  I'll just call him Money. ;)
Re: The three rules of married women...
Lisha
09/02/01 at 08:35:37
slm,

sowwy brother kashif!!! i thought u were a sis!:(

hay i wrote brother, right???;)

take care,
w'salaam
Re: The three rules of married women...
nehar
09/05/01 at 19:53:58
[slm]

i was once called a bro,lol

3rd rule = i know, lol

[wlm]

Nehar


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