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| JJPP [do you know any jokes?] |
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| Barraa |
| 12/27/01 at 02:02:29 |
| DOES ANY ONE KNOW REALLY FUNNY JOKE, RIDDLE, NICE POEMS AND COOL SAYINGS? LIST THEM SOON PLEASE... THANQ BARRAA |
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| Barraa |
| 11/24/01 at 19:26:47 |
| please answer soon |
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| ABD |
| 11/27/01 at 02:13:23 |
| Assalamu Alaikum waRahmatullahi waBarakatuHu, I like this joke that was forwarded to me by a friend. I liked it b/c it dissed the prez instead of Osama bin Laden, which is usually the other way around. HAHAHA!!! Wassalamu Alaikum Betul An airplane was about to crash, there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, said, "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me. I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane. The second passenger, Hillary said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States, I'm the most ambitious woman in the world, and also a New York Senator and a potential future President." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, George W Bush said, "I'm President of the United States, I have a great responbility being the leader of a superpower state. Above all I'm the cleverest President in American history. American people won't let me die. " So he put on the pack next to him and jump out of the plane. The fourth passenger, Osama Bin Laden, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old school boy, "I'm a muslim and Allah will decide about my faith, so I let you have the last parachute. But the boy said: "It's OK, there is a parachute left for you. The Americans' cleverest President has taken my school pack. |
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| eleanor |
| 11/28/01 at 14:52:02 |
| slm ;-D I really liked that one! Can't wait to tell it to my hubby! my joke (same topic) Osama Bin Laden and Bush are playing chess, who will win? ? bin Laden because Bush has lost his two towers! LOL! I kill me! wasalaam eleanor |
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| Barraa |
| 11/28/01 at 17:26:48 |
| That was real funny abd. any more? i need them by next friday |
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| zanfaz |
| 12/26/01 at 23:20:38 |
| [slm] You can find loads of jokes [url=http://www.jannah.org/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl/YaBB.pl?board=bebzi&action=display&num=3563]here[/url]. There are few more 'joke' threads. Check out the Bebzi stand for older threads. |
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| Barraa |
| 12/29/01 at 19:16:06 |
| thanx |
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