HUMOR: What if Osama and Bush used MSN messenger

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HUMOR: What if Osama and Bush used MSN messenger
bhaloo
12/01/01 at 02:19:20
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LADIN AND BUSH ON MSN

BinLaden9151: hello??
XprezbushX: who is this!!!11111 a/s/l
BinLaden9151: osama
XprezbushX: thats a funny name
BinLaden9151: at least its not bush lol
XprezbushX:shut up
BinLaden9151: did u get my message
XprezbushX: whut message
BinLaden9151: u know, my message
BinLaden9151: it wuz delivered by airmail
BinLaden9151: right into ur trade towers
XprezbushX: shut up that wasnt funny!!!!111111
BinLaden9151: lol
XprezbushX: SHUT UP!!!! :X
BinLaden9151: r u mad
XprezbushX:yah
BinLaden9151: why??????
XprezbushX: u messed with my country
BinLaden9151: well now u know how i feel
XprezbushX:whut do u mean
BinLaden9151: other countries and forces hurt my people all the time
XprezbushX: hello!!! whut duz that have 2 do with us
BinLaden9151: like u give guns and money and missiles and stuff 2 a
lot of those people
XprezbushX: oic
XprezbushX: but ur terrorists, how can u speak out against violence
BinLaden9151: jeez u label anybody who goes against injustice a
terrorist
BinLaden9151: i bet if u were picking on my little brother and i
punched u youd start screaming TERRORIST! TERRORIST!
XprezbushX: i never touched ur little brother
XprezbushX:besides there r other, more civilized ways 2 battle
injustice
BinLaden9151: ur missing the point
XprezbushX: whutz the point anyway
BinLaden9151: i love my people like brothers and ur military is all
up in our holy land!!! 1
BinLaden9151: its pissing us off
XprezbushX: whatever dude
XprezbushX: is that all
BinLaden9151: no
BinLaden9151: imperialistic american globalization is a raging
torrent thats going to wash away our borders, our cultures and our
identities
XprezbushX:whut u mean???!!!111111
BinLaden9151: im afraid that tomorrow im going to wake up and see a
mcdonalds next to my mosque
BinLaden9151:and ur troops will be like, relax yall, just have a
happy meal!!
XprezbushX: so whut r u wearing
BinLaden9151: ???
XprezbushX: sorry wrong window lol
BinLaden9151: lol
XprezbushX: ok so whut were u saying
BinLaden9151: like
BinLaden9151: basically
BinLaden9151: a lot of all the jets and tanks and gunships that
terrorize us might as well be painted red, white and blue
XprezbushX:a/s/l
BinLaden9151:???
XprezbushX: sorry wrong window again
XprezbushX: hello r u there
BinLaden9151: YESS!!
XprezbushX: u started all this anyway
BinLaden9151: did not!
XprezbushX: u did too!
BinLaden9151: u started it!!
XprezbushX: lalalala
XprezbushX:i cant hear u
BinLaden9151: i will make ur life a living hell
XprezbushX: haha ur acting like a 13 year old girl who just got her
phone taken away
BinLaden9151: shut up
BinLaden9151: ur immature
XprezbushX: relax, have a happy meal lol
BinLaden9151: ARRRGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!11
XprezbushX:: i think our blind rage is obscuring solutions--can we
set aside our feelings and just talk about this like civilized
humans??
Re: HUMOR: What if Osama and Bush used MSN messenger
Mystic
11/30/01 at 16:59:05
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This is interesting and funny:):):):):):):):):):) Miscommunication...Those people are speaking two different tongues...Subhana Allah!!!!

:-)

Maliha

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Re: HUMOR: What if Osama and Bush used MSN messenger
Seeker
11/30/01 at 22:49:25
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LOL, this is soooo funny!! They sound like two little school kids talking about nonsense. Bush sounds sooo stupid! best part..

"BinLaden9151: imperialistic american globalization is a raging
torrent thats going to wash away our borders, our cultures and our identities
XprezbushX:whut u mean!!!111111
BinLaden9151: im afraid that tomorrow im going to wake up and see a mcdonalds next to my mosque
BinLaden9151:and ur troops will be like, relax yall, just have a
happy meal!!
XprezbushX: so whut r u wearing"

Besides it's humor, it does raise some interesting points..

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Re: HUMOR: What if Osama and Bush used MSN messenger
Barraa
11/30/01 at 23:10:48
LOL HAHAHAHAHAH
WHERE DID YOU GET IT FROM???
so funny
Re: HUMOR: What if Osama and Bush used MSN messenger
meraj
11/30/01 at 23:55:18
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[quote]XprezbushX: so whut r u wearing
BinLaden9151: ???
XprezbushX: sorry wrong window lol
BinLaden9151: lol
XprezbushX: ok so whut were u saying[/quote]

hahaha.. funny stuff ;-D
Re: HUMOR: What if Osama and Bush used MSN messenger
Caraj
12/01/01 at 01:53:23

This was so funny. I laughed and laughed.
I read it twice  :)
Thank You for sharing it  :)
Re: HUMOR: What if Osama and Bush used MSN messenger
Sa7ar
12/01/01 at 04:10:55
Salam 3alikum..

Thats too funny.. I am stealing it from you and sending it to my father :)
salam
Re: HUMOR: What if Osama and Bush used MSN messenger
Ziggy
12/01/01 at 07:39:46
salaams,

LOOOOLLL!! hilarious!!

:D
Re: HUMOR: What if Osama and Bush used MSN messenger
Rashid
12/01/01 at 22:57:39
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wow...I was on the floor...I've forwarded it to everyone on my list, thanks for the laugh!

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Re: HUMOR: What if Osama and Bush used MSN messenger
Mahmoodah
12/02/01 at 08:51:07
i really din find dat funny!
i personally feel dat ........... jokes SHUDNT b cracked abt this!
Re: HUMOR: What if Osama and Bush used MSN messenger
Sparrow
12/02/01 at 09:05:16
BinLaden9151: hello??
XprezbushX: who is this!!!11111 a/s/l
BinLaden9151: osama
XprezbushX: thats a funny name
BinLaden9151: at least its not bush lol
XprezbushX:shut up
BinLaden9151: did u get my message
XprezbushX: whut message
BinLaden9151: u know, my message
BinLaden9151: it wuz delivered by airmail
BinLaden9151: right into ur trade towers
XprezbushX: shut up that wasnt funny!!!!111111
BinLaden9151: lol
XprezbushX: SHUT UP!!!! :X
BinLaden9151: r u mad
XprezbushX:yah

I have a pretty good sense of humor but I can't think of anything less funny than 9/11 and the subsequent death of thousands of innocents, American and Afghan alike.

Peace,

Sparrow
Re: HUMOR: What if Osama and Bush used MSN messenger
Caraj
12/03/01 at 01:48:39
Oh Sparrow,
        no 911 was not at all funny and the loss of American and Afgan lives is not at all funny. I agree with you. This is such a sensative subject. Forgive me if you found my finding humor in this offensive to you. I am not only an American but I am a Navy wife and a fire fighters daughter and a human being. My heart goes out to all the victims and their families both American and Afganistan.
       I did not find humor in the event that triggered the joke just how it was set up as an instant message thing.

Salaam
Re: HUMOR: What if Osama and Bush used MSN messenger
Sparrow
12/03/01 at 08:46:44
Hi Cara!

You don't need to justify what you find amusing! My intention wasn't to "scold" anyone, just puttin' my two cents worth in. :)

Peace,

Sparrow
Re: HUMOR: What if Osama and Bush used MSN messenger
Caraj
12/03/01 at 11:44:12
That's ok I didn't take it as a scolding. I just don't like offending anyone in anyway. I try to treat others feelings as my own. Not always successful  :) But I try
Re: HUMOR: What if Osama and Bush used MSN messenger
maryam786
12/05/01 at 20:55:59
Salamulaikum all:

I have tears in my eyes. that was TOO funny.
Just imagine if they were REALLY on MSN one day! hah!

~maryam~


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