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Talking to your Wife |
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Jenna |
12/09/01 at 03:49:56 |
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: Wow! Look at you! DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: I'm with you, honey, those guys are the scum of the earth. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of vegetables left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of milk with that? DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that bathrobe. ------------------------------------------------------------------- [slm] Just a lil joke~ Your Sis in Islaam Jenna :-) |
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jaihoon |
12/09/01 at 11:20:13 |
Hubbies take a cue from this ;) |
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Anik |
12/09/01 at 14:35:56 |
asalaamu alaikum, believe me, I will... aslaamau alaikum. abdullah,. |
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jaihoon |
12/09/01 at 18:10:14 |
Anyone with the tips of "talkin to your husband"? :) |
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nehar |
12/09/01 at 20:09:38 |
[quote]Anyone with the tips of "talkin to your husband"? :)[/quote] reverse psychology!!! |
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AyeshaZ |
12/09/01 at 22:48:04 |
Asalamz, he he cute :) WaSalamz |
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eleanor |
12/10/01 at 06:27:13 |
slm [quote] DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? [/quote] This has red alert potential in my house... alarms go off and sirens wail... and it goes both ways..if I ask him or if he asks me.. wasalaam eleanor |
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Anik |
12/10/01 at 09:38:48 |
asalamu alaikum, Sadly enough... Talking to your husband : Honey, foods on the stove, newspapers here... Honestly, as a man (not man enough though ;)) I realize we are so necessity based, then happy... whereas many women are... not like that (I'll play it safe)... Check this: If a man is in a forest, and no woman is around, and he says something, Is he still wrong? asalaamu laaikum. abdullah,. |
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BrKhalid |
12/10/01 at 11:34:05 |
Asalaamu Alaikum ;-) Okay I was thinking about this and decided to play around with it and this is what I came up with: PARENT: What's for dinner? ADULT: Can I help you with dinner? CHILD: Where would you like to go for dinner? PARENT: Are you wearing THAT? ADULT: Gee, you look good in brown. CHILD: Wow! Look at you! PARENT: What are you so worked up about? ADULT: Could we be overreacting? CHILD: I'm with you, honey, those guys are the scum of the earth. PARENT: Should you be eating that? ADULT: You know, there are a lot of vegetables left. CHILD: Can I get you a glass of milk with that? PARENT: What did you DO all day? ADULT: I hope you didn't overdo it today. CHILD: I've always loved you in that bathrobe. Doesn't the most dangerous option always occur when we treat our spouses like children??? |
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