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Saleema |
12/21/01 at 13:59:33 |
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, The best NBA Basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane. The second passenger, Hillary, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States, I am the most ambitious woman in the world, I am also a New York Senator and a potential future President." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, George W Bush, said, "I'm President of the United States, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a superpower state. Above all I'm the cleverest President in American history, American people won't let me die". So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane. The fourth passenger, Osama Bin Laden, says to the fifth passenger,a 10 year old school boy, "I am a Muslim and Allah will decide about my fate, so I let you have the last parachute. The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. The Americans' cleverest President has taken my school backpack." ****************************************** Some of you may find this funny, some of you may not. Mainly it was put up for Mujahid and Jehad so they can enjoy a good laugh. :) In any event, please no hate email.s [wlm] |
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Anik |
12/21/01 at 14:16:32 |
asalaamu alaikum, for Jehad and Mujahid? lol Got me laughing somewhat stiffly so count me in lol But one thing: it doesn't seem to me like Bin Laden's wanting to die anytime soon. aslaamu alaikum. abdullah,. |
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mujaahid |
12/21/01 at 15:05:43 |
Assalaamu-alaikum Saleema!!! That was HILARIOUS!!!!! I mean down right HILARIOUS!!!!! Funniest thing i have honestly EVER read!!!! It is gona take something special to beat that one!!!!! I dont know why, but i can't stop laughing!!!! It was soooo funny!!! I know i know Saleema you basically accused me and jehad of being to stuck up, angry, miserable people, quite an accusation, but because i'm laughing so much at this, i dont wanna, or dont have the will or ability to answer them accusations!! LOL!!! THAT JOKE WAS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! |
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Saleema |
12/21/01 at 18:31:06 |
I know i know Saleema you basically accused me and jehad of being to stuck up, angry, miserable people ??? I never said that I posted that because I know you two would enjoy the joke a lot and like osama. that's all. [wlm] |
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Hajreee |
12/21/01 at 18:55:03 |
Salaams Mujaahid- what's up with you thinking everyone's accusing you?!?! hehe, it's kind of funny, but no offence, i really think you need to stop being paranoid and thinking everyone's accusing you, because no one is :)))) i'm just saying this based on my observations and i hope i didn't sound rude, because i was actually laughing when i read your accusation part, but i was just wondering why you always think someone's accusing you, that's all... and i really *hope* this doesn't come back in my face and you tell me that i was accusing you of you thinking everyone accuses you! hehe, that sounded complicated, but ya get what i mean... all rightey, and saleema- hehe, interesting joke about stupidity...i tell you, it's those Texans :P okee, Wa Salaams |
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bhaloo |
12/21/01 at 20:30:53 |
slm Saleema did you put that joke up there for me? I liked this part (all the Laker haters out there, take note.) ;) I'm Kobe Bryant, The best NBA Basketball player |
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Arsalan |
12/22/01 at 00:55:48 |
[slm] [quote]I'm Kobe Bryant, The best NBA Basketball player[/quote]You're right bhaloo, that *is* the funniest part of the joke! Because it's [i]so wrong!!![/i] ;) |
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