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| A True Funny Story |
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| Jenna |
| 03/07/02 at 21:09:54 |
| Assalaamu'Alaikum wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuh Dearest Madinians: (Latrine is bathroom) My mom just told me one of the most funniest, meanest stories I have ever heard. My Mom's husband lived (and still does) in the desert area. Before he married my mom; he and his friends met a new Muslim brother who had come from New York. They decided to play a trick on the new brother by telling him that he had to use the old out house outside and that he had to becareful because theres "Latrine Lizards" who may come inside the bathroom; and to keep them out you have to make noise. So when the brother had to use the "Latrine" he took a stick, and you could here him hiting the walls with the stick. And they never told the poor brother that there is no such thing as "Latrine Lizards". :-/ hehehe thought I would share this: Jenna :-/ :-/ :-/ |
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| Lisha |
| 03/08/02 at 05:58:53 |
| [color=Teal]as-salam alakum, :-/lol ;D...poor brother actually believing in something like that :o, hehe-din any1 else use that bathrm??? if they did, din he not realise them not doin wat he was doin??? tc[/color] |
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| eleanor |
| 03/08/02 at 06:12:05 |
| [slm] oh man ;D ;D that reminded me of tricks we played on my sister when she went away to college. She'd only come home on the weekend so she wouldn't know what had happened during the week. [u]Trick One[/u] The downstairs telephone was broken. So everytime the phone rang, someone had to run upstairs and answer it. This went on for weeks because it always took ages for my mother to get around to getting things fixed. So my sister comes home one weekend and that week we had gotten the phone fixed. She didn't know. The phone rings and we all shout "I'm not getting it!!" as was the custom in our house. So she sighs and gets up and goes charging off up the stairs while we all killed ourselves laughing at her. :D :D :D [u]Trick Two[/u] We had a terrace house. (ie houses stuck onto each side of ours). So the only way in to the house was through the front door from one street, and through the back door from another street. The back door was the quickest way to get to town. So we always came in and went out of the back door when coming from or going into town. Well, the key for the back door got lost and it was locked. So we used to get in and out of the window to get out onto the street behind the house. So my sister comes home from college on the Friday evening. During the week we had found the key. We didn't tell her. She started rapping on the window to get let in, and we opened the window and she clambered in, and again we all fell around the place laughing at her ;D ;D ;D Sorry for this big long post, but man they are funny memories :D :D :D :D wasalaam eleanor :-* ps: if I thought a lizard was going to come into the toilet I'd be rapping away too :o :o :o |
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| Seeker |
| 03/08/02 at 09:30:24 |
| [quote author=eleanor link=board=bebzi;num=1015553394;start=0#2 date=03/08/02 at 06:12:05] ps: if I thought a lizard was going to come into the toilet I'd be rapping away too :o :o :o[/quote] that is soo funny!! :D :D :D I'm so glad I don't live in the Mid West, I would die of these pranks of lizards comin up through my toilet. What's even funnier is the images of the guys laughing their heads off at this poor brother bangin on the out house walls to scare away the "latraine lizards"!! |
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