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Caraj
03/27/02 at 19:25:00
This first one had me thinking of Kathy and Eli   :-/
I bet Kathy could tell us a few stories   ;D

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>>My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the
bathroom to tell me he'd
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I
fished it out and threw it in the
garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a
moment, then ran to my
bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He
held it up and said with
a charming little smile, "We better throw this one
out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."
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> > >>On the first day of school, a first grader
handed his teacher a note
from his mother. The note read, "The opinions
expressed by this child are
not necessarily those of his parents."
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> > >>I love the outdoors, and because of my passion
for hunting and fishing,
my family eats a considerable amount of wild game.
So much, in fact, that
one evening as I set a platter of broiled venison
steaks on the dinner table,
my ten-year-old daughter looked up and said,
"Boy, it sure would be nice if pizzas lived in the woods."
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> > >>When my daughter was three, we watched Snow
White And The Seven Dwarfs
for the first time. The wicked queen appeared,
disguised as an old lady
selling apples, and my daughter was spellbound.
Then Snow White took
a bite of the poisoned apple and fell to the
ground unconscious. As the apple rolled away, my
daughter spoke up. "See, Mom.
She doesn't like the skin either."
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03/27/02 at 19:27:16
Caraj


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