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| Kids Say the Darnest Things! |
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| Kathy |
| 04/03/02 at 12:10:32 |
| [slm] The Little Coffee Maker and Folgers A sweet little boy surprised his mother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee in bed. He had made it all by himself and was so proud. He waited eagerly to hear her verdict on the quality of the coffee. The mother had truly never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee. The first few sips just about did her in, but she thanked her son, told him it was wonderful, and drank it all anyway. As she forced down the last sip, she noticed three little green army guys in the bottom of the cup. She asked, "Honey, why would three of your little army guys be in the bottom of my cup?" Her son replied, "You know, mom, it's like on TV: "The best part of waking up... is soldiers in your cup." |
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| Laila |
| 04/03/02 at 13:12:51 |
| [slm] After having grown up with all those [glow=red,2,300]OLD[/glow] commercials, I read that joke and laughed myself silly!! It made me remember the Art Linkletter show with the same title. Oh- the "Good Ole Days" Thanks for the memories! [wlm] :-) Laila |
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| Barraa |
| 04/05/02 at 10:50:21 |
| yeah sisters this is a nice joke but if the end were more FUNNY? hehehe/.\ :) |
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| eleanor |
| 04/05/02 at 14:20:07 |
| [slm] This reminded me... when I was young I used to make my mother breakfast in bed on occasions such as Mothers Day or her Birthday, or sometimes just for no reason. I used to fry eggs for her and do some sausage or bacon ( :P ) and make coffee and toast. She told me years later that it used to be really horrible.. cold and greasy.. but she never ever let it show. She used to wake up and eat the lot with a big smile on her face, telling me how much she appreciated it and how delicious it was :) What a sweetie she is. She also told me recently that my Dad used to make toast with marmelade for her and bring it up to her in bed with her coffee. She hated marmelade but she didn't want to hurt his feelings so she never said. She just ate it and thanked him. Some years later she was visiting someone with him and the host asked if she wanted marmelade on her toast. Without thinking she said "oh no.. I don't like marmelade" and my Dad was like :o and then he was like --> :) Sorry that this thread has digressed, but going down memory lane can sometimes be a one way street ... ::) wasalaam eleanor :-* |
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| jannah |
| 04/05/02 at 14:40:46 |
| [quote author=Barraa link=board=sis;num=1017853832;start=0#2 date=04/05/02 at 10:50:21]yeah sisters this is a nice joke but if the end were more FUNNY? hehehe/.\ :)[/quote] all the more funnier cause the younguns don't get it :) ... you might not remember that commercial... folgers in your cup etc... or maybe its an american thing?? anyways let's drink up [] to that!! |
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| Barraa |
| 04/05/02 at 16:28:58 |
| [quote author=eleanor link=board=sis;num=1017853832;start=0#3 date=04/05/02 at 14:20:07] [slm] I used to fry eggs for her and do some sausage or bacon ( :P ) and make coffee and toast. quote] eleanor bacon is HARAM to say in easy words...don't mae it for your mother anymore...you probably stopped, and celebrating birthdays and that stuff is HARAM too. why? because the prophet didn't celebrate them...nor did he eat pig...as in surat al maidah it...huree met alaikum al maisur wal khamr wa lahm AL KHINZEER...meaning: it is forbidden on you the alchohol, beer or wine, and the meat of the pig...i'll send you the full ayah...here it is....give me your email... |
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| Barraa |
| 04/05/02 at 16:30:27 |
| [quote author=jannah link=board=sis;num=1017853832;start=0#4 date=04/05/02 at 14:40:46] all the more funnier cause the younguns don't get it :) ... you might not remember that commercial... folgers in your cup etc... or maybe its an american thing?? anyways let's drink up [] to that!! [/quote] i understand it but i don't see whats so funny in the last part...and jannah, young or old i understood it but i didn't like the last part... |
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| eleanor |
| 04/06/02 at 12:26:34 |
| [quote author=Barraa link=board=sis;num=1017853832;start=0#5 date=04/05/02 at 16:28:58] eleanor bacon is HARAM to say in easy words...don't mae it for your mother anymore...you probably stopped, and celebrating birthdays and that stuff is HARAM too. why? because the prophet didn't celebrate them...nor did he eat pig...as in surat al maidah it...huree met alaikum al maisur wal khamr wa lahm AL KHINZEER...meaning: it is forbidden on you the alchohol, beer or wine, and the meat of the pig[/quote] Thanks for the tip, I'll try to remember that in future  ::) wasalaam eleanor  :-* |
| 04/06/02 at 12:27:10 |
| eleanor |
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| Barraa |
| 04/06/02 at 12:40:45 |
| thank you eleanor for all the thank you's.... anywayz back to the subject, anyone have another funny joke |
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| Kathy |
| 04/07/02 at 16:13:22 |
| [slm] Eleanor- your tongue smiley added such a sarcastic twist to your post- I think it went right over her head! Sometimes I think people forget that we are reverts- with a past- [i](opps- better not use that word or Mujaahid will be posting again!)[/i] -a non Muslim background. To explain the joke, Barraa- the young child always thought his mom said she wanted 'soldiers' in her cup when she really said- 'Folgers' ( a brand name of coffee) My son's Karate class always ends with a cheer- "taung sew doe" (Tang Soo Do) My sister once mentioned how cute it was that they say "Time to Go" ...but she is in her forties! [quote]yeah sisters this is a nice joke but if the end were more FUNNY? [/quote] This made me laugh- I must have e-mailed Jaihoon so many times asking him about a thought or joke post of his that I didn't get. Isn't there another Sister on this board who is always lost? |
| 04/07/02 at 20:35:08 |
| Kathy |
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| Barraa |
| 04/07/02 at 22:46:29 |
| JAIHOON IS A HE???? oh my, walahi i thought he was a female! sorry jaihoon... |
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| Kathy |
| 04/27/02 at 20:27:51 |
| [slm] ;-)Today Ali was testing for his Red belt in karate. After his last test, his Instructor asked Ali how Ali thought he did. ???Ali answered in the typical 7 year old way- "I dunno." :-[I told him that a better answer was 'You know best, sir.' :-XThis morning, months later, I was quizing him on the info he needed and asked him what he was going to say when asked how he did. Ali said "Mom I know you said to say 'You know best, sir.' but I think the better answer is "Allah knows best" :-)I was so proud of him! |
| 04/27/02 at 20:28:39 |
| Kathy |
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| Supa_Star_Sista |
| 04/28/02 at 01:28:40 |
| [slm] GO U GUYS NO WUT I DID it was BAD than give mum a cup of tea on her bed :P lets see i think i was 2 my mom makes tea @ 6 PM when the guest arrives (desi stuff ) so My mom sets the teaS (remember the S people are over not my dad and mom ) on the counter ..... so i go in the closet one by one take ONIONS out *drip in the tea* drip DRIP DRIP ;D boyh oh boyh .... and people be like " nice " and inside them is like ( :o ::) ewwww) yah we got to go some where else so have a good day.... and mom here is wondering why they didn't finish their tea .... and offcourse i was the BAD BABY THE BADEST OF ALL ..... so she poured the tea on to the sink *SPOUT* came an onion and i run right under my brothers bed :) ...... lets see wut else ....am noisy like dig in peoples stuff ermm wear my big brothers cloths cuz i HATED the frocks and lil girly dresses and when i was 4 she knew i was gonna be a tom boy so i had a baby sister and now am a female [wlm] |
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| Kathy |
| 05/20/02 at 08:25:25 |
| [slm] Yesterday I was teaching an Islamic class to 6,7 and 8 year old boys. We were going over Islamic Manners. I would ask these types of questions: [center]:-)What Do we say when we begin something?[/center] [center];-) ;-) ;-)Bismillah[/center] [center]:-)What do we saywhen we finish eating?[/center] [center];-) ;-) ;-) Al- Humdullilllah[/center] [center] :-)What do we say when we sneeze?[/center] [center];-) :-[Achoo?.....[/center] Kids- ya gotta love them! |
| 05/20/02 at 08:39:42 |
| Kathy |
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| Saffiyah |
| 05/30/02 at 19:27:04 |
| Sit back with a [] and have a :D TEACHER: Why are you late? > > WEBSTER: Because of the sign. > > TEACHER: What sign? > > WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ::) > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- > > TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? > > CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! :-[ > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* > > TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? > > JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" > > TEACHER: No, that's wrong > > JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it! :-X > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* > > TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? > > SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!! > > TEACHER: What are you talking about? > > SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O! ;) > > -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* > > TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. > > GEORGE: Here it is! > > TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? > > CLASS: George! 8) > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* > > TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. > > WILLY: Me! ;D > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* > > TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? > > TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. :P > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* > > SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark? > > FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? > > SYLVIA: Your name on this report card. ::) > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* > > TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? > > JOSE: Don't bite any. :-[ > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* > > TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". > > ELLEN: I is... > > TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." > > ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." :D > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* > > Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" > > Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime. 8) > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* > > Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" > > Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand." :-/ > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* > > Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? > > Father : No. Why do you ask that? > > Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? ::) > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* > > Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! > > Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home. ;) > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* > > At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached a cute > > 5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. "I musta got 'em from my Daddy," said the little girl, "'cause Mommy's still got hers." :-* > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* > > Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? > > Student: Brotherly love. :-/ > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? > > Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. :) > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* > > Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? > > Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog! :P > > -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* > > Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? > > Pupil : A teacher. :-X :-/ :-X |
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| Aabidah |
| 06/01/02 at 21:48:23 |
| [slm] ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D That just cracked me up.....i'm still laughing :-/ :-/ :-/ Thanx sis Kathy, it's been a long time since i've heard that commercial.... [wlm] Betul |
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