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[Funny] The Monkey's Disgrace |
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M.F. |
04/05/02 at 10:11:27 |
Assalamu alaikum (Author Unknown) Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree Discussing things as they are said to be Said one to the others, "Now listen, you two, "There's a rumor around that can't be true "That man descended from our noble race "The very idea is a great disgrace. "No monkey has ever deserted his wife "Starved her babies and ruined her life. "And you've never known a mother monk "To leave her babies with others to bunk "Or pass from one on to another "Till they scarcely know who is their mother. "Here's another thing a monkey won't do "Go out at night and get on a stew "Or use a gun or club or knife "To take some other monkey's life. "Yes, man descended, the ornery cuss "But, brother, he didn't descend from us." |
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