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| pakiprncess |
| 04/15/02 at 04:17:12 |
| just some stuff i got in a fwd....made me laugh...hope it does the same for you ;) (add any more you got..lets see how many we can get up here) *** There was a kindergarten teacher who was Athiest. One day the teacher asked her class, "Raise your hand if you are Athiest!" Of course, all the children wanted to be like their teacher, so all the hands went flying in the air in admiration. All the hands were in the air except one. This particular hand belonged to a smart and persistant girl by the name of Mariam, who was strong in her beliefs. "Okay Mariam, how come you're not raising your hand?!" asked the teacher. "Because I'm a Muslim," replied Mariam with confidence. "And why are you Muslim?" asked the teacher questionably. Because my mother is a Muslim and because my father is a Muslim," Mariam replied to the teacher's bitter question. The teacher thought she could get Mariam on this one. "So if your mother was a moron, and your father was a moron, what would that make you?" asked the teacher. Mariam replied, "An Athiest!" |
| 04/15/02 at 04:25:16 |
| pakiprncess |
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| pakiprncess |
| 04/15/02 at 04:19:12 |
| A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her. She says: "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..." The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me." She says: "You PIG!! NEVER!!" So he says: "FINE!" and he drops her down.... So she's falling and screaming... Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony. She says: "Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..." The guy says: "Fraulein, sleep with me." She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!" So the man says: "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again. She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die. Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony. She says: "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!" The Muslim man replies: "Astagfirullah!" and he drops her! |
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| pakiprncess |
| 04/15/02 at 04:21:46 |
| Two business men seated on an airplane noticed a Muslim man sitting in front of them, one of the men says to the other with a wink, "I was going to go to Africa until I found out that half the country is Muslim so I don't want to go there". The other man says, "We'll how about Saudi Arabia then?" The first man says, "No way, that place is loaded with those Muslims too." The other man suggests a trip to the U.S. but his companion says "The Muslims have spread out over the whole country every time I turn around there I bump into one." The men are watching the Muslim, and can see that the Muslim man is fidgeting and getting kind of agitated about their conversation. The fellow who started the teasing decides to really get him mad and says, "I really wanted to go to Pakistan but that place is crawling with Muslims." At this the Muslim man has had it and finally turns around in his seat and sweetly says to the men, "Why don't you both go to hell? There are hardly any Muslims there!" |
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| pakiprncess |
| 04/15/02 at 04:24:09 |
| A group of six-year olds are in a classroom. Their teacher is encouraging them to spell. So she asks, "Class, tell me what you did at break time." Little Cindy raises her hand and she says, "Well Miss, I played in the sand box." "Very good," said the teacher. "Come up to the blackboard and if you can spell 'sand', I'll give you a cookie". Little Cindy spelt the word sand and she got a cookie and was very happy. Next, Little Tommy raised his hand and said, "I played in the sand box with Cindy." "Very good," said the teacher. "Come up and spell 'box' and I'll give you a cookie". Little Tommy spelt box and he got a cookie and was very happy. Next, little Mustafa Mahmoud raised his hand and said, "I tried to play in the sand box with Cindy and Tommy, but they wouldn't let me, they threw stones at me." "Goodness gracious!" said the teacher. “That is terrible...that is blatant racial discrimination! Come up to the board and spell 'blatant racial discrimination' and I'll give you a cookie." |
| 04/15/02 at 04:31:04 |
| jannah |
| Re: muslim jokes...old & new |
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| jannah |
| 04/15/02 at 04:31:45 |
| salam, that was a good one pakiprincess... i had to read it twice before i got the full meaning ;) funeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee here's a [] on me :) |
| 04/15/02 at 04:32:13 |
| jannah |
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| Abu_Atheek |
| 04/15/02 at 14:18:18 |
| [slm] [quote]that was a good one pakiprincess[/quote] pakiprincess does not exist :-/ Anyway, that was good one PAKIPRNCESS ;D |
| 04/16/02 at 00:32:16 |
| Abu_Atheek |
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| meraj |
| 04/16/02 at 21:52:21 |
| slm, 4 muslim guys are standing around when an attractive muslimah walks by... the first guy says 'astagfirullah' and lowers his gaze.. the second one says 'mashallah!' and stares at her... the third one smiles and says 'inshallah'... the fourth one yells 'bismillah!' and runs after her. :D :D :D |
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| imaazh |
| 04/18/02 at 05:20:11 |
| :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D That was a good one meraj!!!! |
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